Oct 122017
  October 12, 2017

Katharine-HepburnKatharine Hepburn is known as one of the great actress of the golden age as well as a feminist icon. And she earned those reputations by many fantastic, meaningful, and politically relevant films. Unfortunately she made as many horrible and backward ones. Well, that happens, but for this list of her best, I’ll be avoiding the many dripping melodramas, sexist films, and her portrayal of a brave Chinese woman.

Which, for an actress who could excel in drama, leaves me with a lot more comedies. I first saw her in a comedy, so that’s fitting. She worked frequently with Cary Grant, with whom she had marvelous chemistry, and even more frequently with her off-screen love (their semi-secret affair lasted nearly thirty years), Spencer Tracy. They made nine films together.

An honorable mention to Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, a movie that is far more important than it is good.

Her 8 best, starting with #8:

8 – Pat and Mike (1952) – The second Hepburn/Tracy film, it tries to wave a feminist flag, but in 2017, it feels like it does the opposite. Still, it has some funny moments. The first of four films directed by George Cukor on this list. [Also on the Spencer Tracy list]

7 – Adam’s Rib (1949) – Another Hepburn/Tracy film, this one setting them as competing lawyers. The best bits come from a young Judy Holliday as the defendant who shoots her unfaithful husband. The second Cukor film here.Ā [Also on theĀ Spencer Tracy list]

6 – Bringing Up Baby (1938) – THE iconic screwball comedy sees the nearly sociopathic Hepburn tricking the drab Cary Grant into helping her retrieve her leopard.

5 – Desk Set (1957) – A romantic comedy with middle-aged characters for a change. It’s Hepburn and Tracy again. This time she’s a genius and he’s an eccentric tech guru. It’s a Christmas movie and delightful.Ā [Also on theĀ Spencer Tracy list]

4 – HolidayĀ (1938) – Often overlooked, this Hepburn/Grant romantic comedy has always been a favorite of mine. It is more serious than most of her screwball work or her Tracy romcoms. Grant plays a vunderkin who’s set to marry the good sister of a high society family, but he wants more than money which doesn’t go over well with the family, except for black sheep Hepburn. The third Cukor film on this list; the last is at #1. (Full Review) [Also on the Cary Grant list]

3 – The Lion in Winter (1968) – A wonderful adaptation of a play about the yearly meeting of the fascinating family of Henry II. In addition to Hepburn, it stars Peter O’Toole, Anthony Hopkins (as Richard the Lion Heart), Nigel Terry (as John), and Timothy Dalton (as Philip of France). Every line is wonderful.

2 – The African Queen (1951) – I’ve already mentioned this one on my best Humphrey Bogart film list. What’s more to be said at this point? It is brilliant and moving. [Also on the Humphrey Bogart list]

1 – The Philadelphia Story (1940) – Yes, I’m topping her two great dramas with a comedy. This is the essential romcom, and was the perfect vehicle for its three leads, Hepburn, Jimmy Stewart, and Cary Grant. None of them ever had a role that more completely played to their strengths. This is as witty as film gets.Ā Ā [Also on theĀ Cary Grant listĀ and the James Stewart list]

Oct 112017
  October 11, 2017

JacklemonI made a list for Walter Matthau the other day so it seemed wrong not to do the same for his frequent partner, Jack Lemmon. Lemmon’s filmography is even stronger, with quite a few good films not making this list (and also Airport ’77!).

Lemmon was known as a comic, but he was equally good as a dramatic actor, with standout performances in The China Syndrome, Glengarry Glen Ross, and Days of Wine and Roses–Lemmon’s own favorite performance. The last led to many films working with director Blake Edwards. He was also frequently cast by Billy Wilder.

Lemmon shot to fame quickly with a pair of 1954 Judy Holliday comedies, It Should Happen to You and Phffft. While I enjoy both in parts, Lemmon’s characters are surprisingly unlikeable in both, though I suspect that in the case of the first film, that is an effect of time; the character is sexist in a way I bet would have been overlooked by many at the time.

On to the best:

8 – How to Murder Your Wife (1968) – Probably not on most Lemmon lists but I find it charming. It’s a bit of an old-style “war between the sexes” comedy, but has aged better. Virna Lisi, who is always referred to as an Italian goddess, is stunning in her first American picture.

7 – The Odd Couple (1965) – THE Lemmon/Matthau film and THE Neil Simon play. Funny. A little sad. Not much like the TV show. [Also on the Walter Matthau list]

6 – The Front Page (1974) – Another Lemmon/Matthau picture and a good version of the play, though I prefer His Girl Friday.Ā Ā [Also on theĀ Walter Matthau list]

5 – Bell Book and Candle (1958) – This should be on everyone’s Halloween viewing list, or Christmas. Jimmy Stewart is a bit gray for his starring role in a supernatural romantic comedy, but Kim Novak is breathtaking as a powerful, sexy witch and Ernie Kovacs, Else Lanchester, and of course, Jack Lemmon are all marvelous.

4 – The Great Race (1965) – After a couple of deeper entries we get one that is all fluff. Lemmon steals the film as the mustache-twirling villain, Professor Fate. This is a great Saturday afternoon family picture.

3 – The China Syndrome (1979) – A film that’s often stuck as “being of its time,” but it shouldn’t be. Lemmon’s tragic performance is perhaps his very best.

2 – Mister Roberts (1955) – One of the great war pictures, it is always tricky to label this a comedy or a drama or a tragedy. It is brilliant any which way, with great performances by Jimmy Cagney, William Powell, and Henry Fonda in the lead, but Lemmon owns the picture (the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences agreed) and is the source of much of the humor.

1 – Some Like It Hot (1959) – Often cited as the greatest comedy of all time, it is certainly a contender. If you haven’t’ seen it, go see it now. It’s a buddy, drag, romantic comedy with gangsters staring Lemmon, Tony Curtis, George Raft, and Marilyn Monroe. What’s not to love?

Oct 112017
  October 11, 2017

Walter_MatthauI watched the wonderful Hopscotch last night, which made me think of all the great Walter Matthau films and how likely it is that some of my friends haven’t seen them. Matthau’s film career started with him stuck in villain roles. For the gruff actor, that seems the natural fit, but it wasn’t. He was adequate in those roles, but didn’t stand out.

Things change whenĀ Neil Simon cast him in the stage version of his play, The Odd Couple. That led to a role in the film version and his second collaboration with Jack Lemmon (they would work together ten times counting a cameo). Thereafter, Matthau was primarily a comic actor.

First an honorable mention to Goodbye Charlie (1964) – A very ’60s fantasy comedy starring Tony Curtis and Debbie Reynolds that is approaching a guilty pleasure for me. I can’t say that it is good, but I like it.

Here is my top eight must see Walter Matthau film list.

8 – The Odd Couple (1968) – A solid Neil Simon play. The chemistry between Matthau and Lemmon is something to see. [Also on the Jack Lemmon list]

7 – Cactus Flower (1969) – With Ingrid Bergman and Goldie Hawn, it’s another very ’60s comedy, based on a play.

6 – The Front Page (1974) – The first version of it I’d seen on stage or screen, it was my favorite for a long time and still is the go-to if you want a faithful version. Now I prefer the gender swap of His Girl Friday.Ā [Also on theĀ Jack Lemmon list]

5 – Hopscotch (1980) – Funny, smart spy comedy as retiring spy Matthau leads more obnoxious modern spies in circles.

4 – Charade (1963) – The most Hitchcock movie that Hitchcock didn’t make. Audrey Hepburn stars being cuter than humans should be allowed, with Cary Grant as a mysterious man who may not be what he seems.

3 – I.Q. (1994) – One of the top modern romantic comedies with Matthau as Albert Einstein, the uncle of one of the leads and a bit of a cupid. The main story follows Meg Ryan and Tim Robbins, but Matthau gets many of the best gags.

2 – A Face in the Crowd (1956) – The only drama on this list, and a powerful one. Matthau is excellent, but the film belongs to Andy Griffith as aĀ media demagogue. The theme is far to relevant today.

1 – A New Leaf (1971) – One of the great gems of cinema, no one’s made anything like it. Matthau is a nasty, selfish, man-child who finds his wealth vanishing because he’d decided to live on more than he had, so now needs to find easy, quick money. And the only way for a man “with nothing who looks everything” to get money is from a foolish woman–played by Elaine May.

Oct 112017
  October 11, 2017

Humphrey_Bogart_1940After a lackluster film day, I decided it was time to go to the best of the best. Bogart is the undisputed king of motion pictures. He is the greatest movie star of all time. Yes, he is a somewhat limited actor, and when he stretched, things could get weird (his effeminate, bunny-petting vampire in The Return of Doctor X is a thing to behold). And he was nothing special as the cowardly villain in his early pics. But once he found his place, no one could touch him. And within the limits he kept to after that, he could do what no one else could. He was a master of emotion and power.

It’s easy to claim he is the best. He is simply in more of the greatest works of the screen than anyone. And not just a little more. No one is close. He is in masterpiece after masterpiece. It is downright freaky how many fantastic films he was in. Any of his top 12 would be a career highlight for anyone else. And he just keeps it up. There are fantastic films that don’t make my top list (High Sierra, Across the Pacific, Passage to Marseille) that would make a top list for any other film actor, but Bogart has too many great films.

I was doing lists of 8 before, but I just can’t cut Bogart to less than 12. These are absolute must see films. They are must own films. These are the films that you work to see on a big screen but love no matter how you see them. These are why I love cinema.

12 – Key Largo (1948) – Again with Lauren Bacall and director John Huston. As good as Bogart is, it is Edward G. Robinson, in one of his two best performances, and Claire Trevor who really nail this one. Both, in different ways, are so sad here. [Also on the Edward G. Robinson list]Ā [Also on the Great Directors List for John Huston]

11 – The Petrified Forest (1936) – The film that kicked things off. Star Leslie Howard wouldn’t do the film unless they cast Bogart and Bogart is chilling.

10 – Sabrina (1954) – One of Bogart’s few comedies, and his only romantic comedy. Audrey Hepburn is delightful. [Also on the Audrey Hepburn list]Ā [Also on the Great Directors List for Billy Wilder]

9 – The Caine Mutiny (1954) – An incredible performance. It had been a while since Bogart had played the villain, and then to turn that around and make what appeared as a vile character sympathetic was brilliant. Fred MacMurray was at his best.

8 – Sahara (1943) – It’s a wartime propaganda film, and the absolute best of its kind. It’s my favorite war pic with Bogart in control of a tank, with a crew of mixed nationals facing a German army.

7 – We’re No Angels (1955) – Bogart’s last great performance, and the most obscure film on my list. It is a Christmas comedy and absolutely lovely. (Review here)Ā [Also on the Great Directors List forĀ Michael Curtiz]

6 – To Have and Have Not (1944) – “You just put your lips together and blow.” Bogart fell in love with his young costar, Lauren Bacall, and so did I.Ā [Also on the Great Directors List forĀ Howard Hawks]

5 – The African Queen (1951) – John Huston and Bogart could do no wrong. Bogart’s only Academy Award and well deserved. Basically a two person show with him and Katherine Hepburn. [Also on the Katherine Hepburn list]Ā [Also on the Great Directors List forĀ John Huston]

4 – The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) – Huston was the director again in a stunning movie. Brilliant from start to finish. This is where the “stinkin’ badges” line comes from.Ā [Also on the Great Directors List forĀ John Huston]

3 – The Big Sleep (1946) – This is my go-to film. I may have seen it more than any other. It is a joy, yet it still qualifies as Film Noir. It’s funny, violent, twisted, nasty, and a great time. (Full Critique)Ā [Also on the Great Directors List forĀ Howard Hawks]

2 – The Maltese Falcon (1941) – A film that changed history. Great actors giving great performances with a great script and great themes. Damn! The camera work is the best I’ve ever seen, and it ranks about 7th on the list of why this movie is wonderful. (Full Critique)Ā [Also on the Great Directors List forĀ John Huston]

1 – Casablanca (1942) – It had to be. It is a true masterpiece in every way. It is startlingly good. Books have been written about why it is such a great film, so I’ll just leave it here at the top where it belongs.Ā [Also on the Great Directors List for Michael Curtiz]

Oct 112017
  October 11, 2017

charltonhestonThis one is by request.

Now Charlton Heston is not your typical actor. It isnā€™t that he is bad, but rather that he is limited, and works best where a very stylized performance is called for. If you are running a tent revival meeting, he is your man. Sometimes, an actor needs to speak to the heavens and announce how the universe is rather than have a nice chat. This works beautifully in The Ten Commandments, whereas in The Agony and the Ecstasy, I would have preferred a human performance. Not that Heston was incapable of playing real emotionā€”just watch some of the quieter moments from Soylent Greenā€”but larger than life was his norm. So he could come off as either bold and powerful, or silly, depending on the film and direction. His Andrew Jackson (he played him twice, which is fitting…sadly) in The Buccaneer is an excellent case of the latter. I tend to snicker while watching. And the less said about The Savage the better. Most of his attempts at westerns or war films fail because he plays it too broadly.

So, heā€™s best when his big personality fits (and the film isnā€™t too condescending), which means fantasy epics are his thing. Heā€™s a natural for Shakespeare, except his Shakespeare films just werenā€™t very good (Hamlet is decent, but I’ll leave that as an honorable mention for his cameo).

As for some of his better known films that arenā€™t on my list, I have a whole piece written up on why Touch of Evil is, and should be, missing, and Iā€™ll just say that the third act of Ben-Hur knocks it out and leave it at that. Then there’s the Academy Award-winning The Greatest Show On Earth, which is on every list of the most unworthy Oscar-winners. The Greatest Story Ever Told is a snooze, but it isn’t his fault. Heā€™s fine in The Three/Four Musketeers, but those are middle-tier swashbucklers. And since Iā€™m not stooping to Airport 1975 or Earthquake, for Heston, Iā€™m dropping my top 8 to a top 6:

6 – In the Mouth of Madness (1994) – A nicely constructed bit of faux-Lovecraft from John Carpenter. Heston has little to do with the quality of the film one way or the other. Sam Neill, on the other hand, is excellent.

5 – The Omega Man (1971) – Itā€™s a film of its time, and something of an attempt by establishment Hollywood to understand those hippy kids and their new ways. Yeah, its condescending, but way less than the hippies-in-space episode of Star Trek. Itā€™s amazing how well a story about vampires works when you remove the vampires. The cult scenes have particular power, and even more so in the 1970s.

4 – The Ten Commandments (1956) – And now weā€™re in the big leagues. The most Heston of Heston roles, he is loud, inhuman, and pretty much perfect. The film has no sense of subtlety and is all the better for it. You want religion and fantasy crashing down around you? Here it is.Ā [Also on both the Vincent Price List and theĀ Edward G. Robinson list]

3 – True Lies (1994) – Again, Heston is more of an after thought. This is James Cameronā€™s show, wielding another blunt instrument, Arnold Schwarzenegger, with about as much skill as can be done. And Jamie Lee Curtis managed just fine. This is great action/adventure. Not too smart, but not too dumb. Funny and exciting.

2 – Planet of the Apes (1968) – Few films have so entered pop culture, and itā€™s a bit of a shame as people know the ending (that marvelous ending that screamed out for an actor like Heston), but forget the rest of the film. Itā€™s really a great work. Heston makes Taylor an ass, but one that we can sympathize with, which totally fits with the times. Heā€™s the last establishment man, so yeah, the metaphors are wonderful.

1 – Soylent Green (1973) – Another film where the ending has eclipsed the rest of the movie, which in this case, is just wrong. Thereā€™s so much good in Soylent Green, and so much that is better than the ending. The relationship between Hestonā€™s Thorn and Edward G. Robinsonā€™s Sol is the heart of the film, and gives us both actorsā€™ finest performances. This is one of the great science fiction films that doesnā€™t get the credit it deserves. [Also on the Edward G. Robinson list]

 

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Oct 112017
  October 11, 2017

bobhopeSure, I’m still doing these–and one I was working on required some re-watching, so I went with Hope for today. Bob Hope was such a dominant comedian when I was a kid that is is bizarre to see how he is slipping from public consciousness. He also wan’t a very good comic when I was young, but he had been, years earlier. In the ’40s he was one of the best, producing a string of hysterical films. He’d been a stage and radio comic first, and that background was always with him. His routine was always verbal, and quick. His weak spot was one shared by many of the other comics and teams–he was repetitive. He always played more or less the same guy and did more or less the same jokes. They generally worked, but it makes a Hope marathon a bad idea. But then he had reason to keep doing the same thing–it worked, at least for a time. His better films tended to fall into three groupings: the Road pictures with Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour; the “My Favorite” pictures where he was mistaken for a spy or PI and got mixed up in espionage; his period costume comedies, which usually had people again mistaking him for someone important.

I’ve been doing 8 films per actor, but I’m enlarging that with Hope because otherwise this would be close to just listing the Road pictures. Additionally, most of the non-Road pictures on this list are very close in quality (and in the jokes and characters…), so much so that they are good, but interchangeable.

Honorable mentions go to The Cat and the Canary (1939) and The Ghost Breakers (1940), both of which have some brilliant horror stuff (the zombie scenes in The Ghost Breakers are must-sees for horror fans) but are brought down by other elements.

So, here with go with #12

12 – Road to Rio (1947) – The 5th Road picture and 6th in quality, Rio is good, but pales next to earlier ones. The songs are forgettable and stop the film and the jokes are old, but the boys have a few laughs still in them. [Also on the Bing Crosby list]

11 – My Favorite Spy (1951) – Winning out over My Favorite Blonde on the sex appeal Hedy Lamarr. If she isn’t your type, then best to choose one of the other similar films.

10 – The Paleface (1948) – Hope in Western garb. He’s a dentist who’s mistaken for a gunman. Jane Russel handles the plot, trying to discover who is selling guns to the Indians. (Yup, it’s racist, but hey, it’s a lot less racist than The Ghost Breakers…)

9 – The Princess and the Pirate (1944) – Hope in Pirate garb. This one is lavish and in bright color with great character actors surrounding Hope.

8 – My Favorite Brunette (1947) – Hope teams with his Road picture co-star Dorothy Lamour in a Noir spoof that has him battling Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney Jr.

7 – Monsieur Beaucaire (1946) – Hope in French revolution garb. This one takes its swashing and buckling more seriously by adding a young male lead to carry the action.

6 – Road to Bali (1952) – The 6th of 7 Road pictures (only the much later Hong Kong doesn’t make this list), Bali is a return to form as Hope and Crosby go to the South Seas, and toss off a non-stop string of one-liners while breaking the 4th wall. It’s wacky and fun.Ā [Also on theĀ Bing Crosby list]

5 – Road to Zanzibar (1941) – The 2nd Road picture has Hope, Crosby, and Lamour spoofing (or just inhabiting) a jungle picture. It is one of the less wild outings, with the 4th wall unbroken.Ā [Also on theĀ Bing Crosby list]

4 – Road to Utopia (1945) – The Road pictures were at full steam here as our three are in Alaska during the gold rush, but all that matters are jokes.Ā [Also on theĀ Bing Crosby list]

3 – Road to Singapore (1940) – The first Road picture and things are a bit different, with Hope and Crosby playing characters and sticking with the plot. Dorthy Lamour is an Island fantasy, which was her gig at the time. It’s the only Road picture where you might care about something other than if the jokes are funny.Ā [Also on theĀ Bing Crosby list]

2 – The Lemon Drop Kid (1951) – Based on a Damon Runyon story, this one is different for Hope in that story and character trump actor. Yes, Hope is still playing a variation on his typical character, but he keep it within the lines. The humor comes from the good natured street criminals of New York dealing with sweet old ladies as they try and do a good thing. It introduced the song Silver Bells, making it a Xmas classic.

1 – Road to Morocco (1942) – Ah, where to start. Many people claim this is the funniest movie of all times and I wouldn’t argue that. It is absurd, with no concern about the rules of filmmaking. Hope and Crosby talk to the audience, they refer to the last film and their contracts, and its all brilliant. Even the songs are good for a change.Ā [Also on theĀ Bing Crosby list]

Sep 152017
  September 15, 2017

I was asked by a friend (yes, a real one, not just a Facebook one) what the Best ā€˜50sā€”early ā€˜60s science fiction films were. I asked if we were talking ā€œbestā€ or ā€œmost importantā€ and he said ā€œWhy not both?ā€ As Iā€™ve just finished a panel at Dragon Con on the subject, and making that distinction, it is a pair of easy lists for me.

Explaining what makes each of the best, ā€œthe bestā€ would take complete reviews, so Iā€™ll link my previous reviews to the titles for the ones Iā€™ve reviewed, and for the rest, youā€™ll just have to believe me (and you should). For most important, Iā€™ll give the briefest of reasons. And these are sorted by date.

 

The BEST ā€˜50sā€”early ā€˜60s SF films

 

The MOST IMPORTANT ā€˜50sā€”early ā€˜60s SF films

  • Destination Moon (1950) ā€” Restarted American studio SF after the failure of Just ImagineĀ (1930).
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) ā€” Cultural milestone. The liberal statement to counter the far more prevalent conservative SF statement.
  • The Thing from Another World (1951) ā€” The right-wing statement, but one with good dialog. It gutted an important short story, but it did bring an important story to the screen.
  • The Beast from 20.000 Fathoms (1953) ā€” The first atomic monster film. The mother of the many Western ones to follow as well as the entire Daikaiju sub-genre. And another step in Ray Harryhausenā€™s career.
  • The War of the Worlds (1953) ā€” Cultural milestone that brought money, spectacle, and color to film SF.
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) ā€” The last of the Universal monsters.
  • Forbidden Planet (1956) ā€” Ended the age of cheap B&W SF and ushered in a time of smarter, literate SF film.
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) ā€” Combo anti-Soviet rant and examination of isolationism; it was incredibly effective at both. Has been copied many times.
  • On the Beach (1959) ā€” Brought post-apocalyptic films to the masses. Made it clear that SF is best not as adventure, but as political or philosophical message-holders.
  • The Day of the Triffids (1962) ā€” The precursor to the modern zombie film.
Jun 072017
  June 7, 2017

tom-cruise-mummyIn ā€œhonorā€ of Tom Cruise staring in The Mummy, I came up with my favorite, and least favorite, films of Cruise. You see, Tom Cruise is not a good actor. Thatā€™s not something to debate. Heā€™s horrendous. Now that alone isnā€™t a problem. You just need to be clever enough to choose films that fit the limited things you can do well. Arnold is also a bad actor, but he showed quite a knack (for awhile) for choosing roles that played to his strengths. Cruise has not done so well, apparently because he wants to ACT, which is odd as he also sometimes sleeps though his pictures. But that very fake intensity is the norm.

Now I can, and usually do, ignore Cruise. But with The Mummy heā€™s entering into my area, and his other forays into FSF&H (figure it out) have left some scars. And I love the old Universal Monsters. Its probably my favorite franchise. And Iā€™d like to see those characters come backā€”not that I can figure what the hell the good people at Universal are planning (they are gothic monsters! Try a nice, intimate picture sans the world destroying CGI onslaught). But whatever they are trying to do, it shouldnā€™t involve Cruise. Which has made me think of him.

Now, Cruise has made a large batch of ho-hum films (Oblivion, Jack Reacher). These arenā€™t bad, but why watch them? I believe I asked myself that in the middle of watching Jack Reacher. And heā€™s made a few that seemed so stupid that Iā€™ve never forced myself to endure (Lions for Lambs, Top Gun), so this canā€™t be an all encompassing list. But Iā€™ve seen a lot. So this list will only include Cruise films I either liked, or disliked. Ones that donā€™t deserve that much attention Iā€™m skipping.

A dishonorable mention to The Color of Money, which is bad, but not at the bottom of his many bad films, but needs to be mentioned as an unneeded sequel to a classic film. And another dishonorable mention for The Last Samurai. Why? Think about it.

The Good–Working Up to the Best:

Mission Impossible – It was hard for me to get past them ripping apart a very good TV show to make a less good film, but oh well, itā€™s a different medium, so I did get over it. And taken on itā€™s own, the first MI film is dim, but fun.

Confusion looks natural on him

Confusion looks natural on him

Edge of Tomorrow – A light weight sci-fi (not ā€œscience fiction,ā€ ā€œsci-fiā€) actioner thatā€™s low on brains but has some good jokes and reasonable fights. Emily Blunt helps.

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation – Not as enjoyable as Ghost Protocol, or as meaty, but for an empty popcorn movie, it works. Nice to keep Simon Pegg around.

Legend – Cruise is terrible in this and it is only partly his fault. He is miscast in a part incorrectly written. As a whole, I canā€™t defend Legend. But thereā€™s lots of like about this marvelous mess of a film: Liliā€™s dance; everything about Tim Curry. Choose the directors cut. Second choice is the European cut. Skip the American theatrical cut.

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol – The best of the MI films. Strange to get better with the 4th. It was exciting and took itself a little less seriously, which is essential for Cruise who almost always takes himself way too seriously. Itā€™s not going to show up on any ā€œbest all time filmā€ lists, but as the equivalent of a roller coaster, I like it.

Huh. This works. Who knew?

Huh. This works. Who knew?

Knight and Day – Cruise has never been much of an actor, but he has charisma. In this film, he decided to use it. Drama is beyond him; why doesnā€™t he try comedy more? When he relaxes and dials back the ACTING, heā€™s charming. He gets to do all the stunts he seems to love while making fun of his normal work. And he and Cameron Diaz have chemistry to burn. Knight and Day is a fun spyromidy and Eugie and I watched it surprisingly often.

Interview With a Vampire – Cruise with charisma. Again, Cruise allows his natural charm to surface, but this time with a dark undercurrent and heā€™s quite good. Normally when I like a Tom Cruise movie, it is in spite of him, but this time it is actually because of him.

 

The Bad–Working Our Way to the Worst:

Loosing It – An 80s sex comedy with Tom Cruise and Shelley Long. What could go wrong?

Taps – I remember hating it. I canā€™t remember anything else about it, nor am I willing to rediscover why I hated it.

The definition of smarmy

The definition of smarmy

The Outsiders – Group of young actors get together and act hardā€”really hard. They ACT right at you. You can smell the acting.

Mission Impossible III – ā€œHey, these MI movies are fun. Letā€™s stop that. We can make one thatā€™s no fun at all.ā€

Vanilla Sky – ā€œHow about if we take a questionable, but interesting foreign film and dumb it down for Americans. And lets make sure the audience has no reason to care for the jackass lead character. Yeah.ā€

Cocktail – My god they made a movie out of this. And my god was it stupid. Why did I watch this one? It should have been at the top of my list to skip. But I saw it, with hyper (and at the same time smarmy) Cruise flipping bottles because it was really, really important.

All The Right Moves – Less a movie and more a collection of everything wrong about ā€˜80s cinema. ā€œHey! High school football is serious!ā€

Eyes Wide Shut – How can you make the nudity of such beautiful people so dull? I should want to see Nicole Kidman naked. The once great Kubrick was deeply out of touch, but even if he still had some of his old talent (he didnā€™t), making a film where the entire point is to frustrate the audience is a bad idea. On the other hand, Cruiseā€™s attempt to act frustrated by pounding his fist into his open palm is really funny.

Tom, confused about his hand

Tom, confused about his hand

Minority Report – Cruise and Spielberg join together again to abuse science fiction. What the hell were they thinking and why do they hate science fiction? The logic doesnā€™t work (internal consistency would be nice). The characters donā€™t work (unlikable and unrealistic). Nothing worked. I hate it when a SF film pretends to be smart but is this deeply stupid.

War of the Worlds – Even now, H.G. Wells is planning to return from the grave to kill everyone involved with mutilating his work. I donā€™t know why Spielberg and Cruise hate Wells so much but that hatred is palpable. Wells will have the last laugh. Heā€™s coming! Yeah, yeah, itā€™s 9/11 fears demonstrated via Wellsā€™s work. Isnā€™t that clever? No, itā€™s not. Itā€™s annoying. The film does contain more blank gazing upward than any other film ever made. So…it has that. Can you like this film and also like science fiction? No. No you can not.

And now Cruise will take on a franchise that includes Frankenstein, The Bride, The Invisible Man, The Wolf Man, and Dracula. Some of my favorite characters and their ’40s versions were some of my favorite films. This can’t end well.

 

Jun 062017
  June 6, 2017

We live in a wonderful age for superhero fans. When I was in college, none of the films in my top 10 existed, and only one of my top 20. I would only have been able to come up with two superhero films that were actually good. Now it is a snap to come up with twenty capes and cowls movies that are excellent and a good number of others that are at least worth your time. Much of this is due to the MCU which so far includes twenty films, all of them good. But it isn’t alone. The X-Men and DC claim a few spots.Ā  The golden age of Superhero films is now, and while I expect most of my sub-genre “Best of” lists to be static, this one will probably change a good deal in the next few years.
Starting at 18:

 

#18: Wonder Woman

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Wonder Woman has too many dramatic speeches, too much slow motion/pauses, a few FX issues that take you out of the picture, and numerous other problems, and it doesn’t matter. I didnā€™t love the move.Ā But I loved Wonder Woman.

And thatā€™s what matters. I donā€™t know if Gal Gadot is a good actress, but she is a charismatic one, and she was born for this part. DC Comics-based films havenā€™t had her like since Christopher Reeve in Superman. She is perfect, and the role is written exactly right.Ā Diana is friendly and good in the purest sense of the word. But sheā€™s also coolā€”weā€™re talking Tony Stark level of cool. Sheā€™s innocent, but smart. Sheā€™s strong while also being very feminine. Sheā€™s sensitive but knows when a smirk is the proper response. She isnā€™t broken. She doesnā€™t have weird issues. She is a hero and one youā€™d want to meet.Ā With a franchise film, what matters most is character, and they nailed it.

(Full Review)
 

#17: Captain America: The First Avenger

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True blue but puny Steve Rogers undergoes an experimental procedure to transform him into a super soldier. His mission: Defeat the Nazi’s science wing, and it’s leader, The Red Skull.

This wasn’t the first attempt to bring Captain America to the big screen. And he’s been a fixture of animation for years. Problem is, he’s always been dull. So very dull. Until now. As before, they played him straight, with no apologies for his red, white, and blue, wholesome white bread nature, and succeeded where there’d been so much failure. Chris Evan’s put real heart into what could have been a stereotype, and the script released him into an old fashioned war picture (well, an old fashioned war picture that had laser weapons and a guy with a skull for a head). I cared about Steve Rogers. I cared about Peggy Carter and Bucky Barnes, and even Howard Stark. Can’t ask for more than that.

 

#16: Iron Man

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When I first heard of the casting of Robert Downey Jr. for Tony Stark, I thought they were nuts. I couldn’t imagine it. Now I can’t imagine anyone else. I read the comics and see Downey Jr. He was given a great script with a truly well written and complicated character, and he was surrounded by exciting action, state of the art effects, and skilled co-stars, but this is RDJ’s film. Without him, the MCU would have been another franchise. With him, it became THE franchise.

The first film of the MCU has lost nothing and works nearly as well on repeat viewing as it did that first time in 2008. It shattered the whining, self-serious mold that had become the norm in superhero films, without falling into camp. It created a new mold that will eventually wear out its welcome, but not until we get ten or twenty more films like it.

 

#15: X2: X-Men United

Brian Singer revived superhero films with 2000’s X-Men and he did everything a little better in the sequel. The metaphor is still strong, and again, it is about character. Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and Ian McKellen as Magneto are again the heart of the picture but everybody is comfortable in their roles. The theme (the X-Men are always about theme first) has just the right amount of twisting, with good and evil mixed up. And the FX set pieces are a step above anything done before. The Nightcrawler attack is one of the best action moments ever filmed.

After only two truly successful superhero films before 2000, the first X-Men film repaired the genre, laying down what could be done. X2 solidified the superhero’s place in modern cinema.

 

#14: Superman

Sure, Superman has its flaws: The plot is a mess; the Krypton scenes are silly and the Smallville segment is plodding; Lex Lutherā€™s scheme is ludicrous; it is both overly saccharine and overly camp. And none of that matters.

Superman was the first A-picture superhero film. It was (and is) beautiful. The SFX are excellent, yet never dominate. But those donā€™t matter either. It has three elements that trump everything.

  • First, there is a quirky Lois Lane personified by Margot Kidder.
  • Second, the heroic, uplifting score by John Williams that sells the epic nature of the film.
  • Third, and most importantly, there is Christopher Reeve. He is Superman. Blending strength with sensitivity, he charmed a generation.

The elements alone are not enough, or Iā€™d be speaking of the great quality of Superman III. It is how you use them, and Richard Donner knew how. Superman pulls you inā€”at least it pulled me inā€”to its wondrous world. There may be problems, but those are for later. While watching, thereā€™s nothing but a man who can fly.
(Full Review)

 

#13: Guardians of the Galaxy

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Guardians is old fashioned space opera. It wouldn’t even count as a superhero film if it wasn’t in the same universe at the other movies. Like The Incredible Hulk, it isn’t too deep, and the plot is bare bones, but the characters are a kick and the action’s top notch. The villain, unfortunately is not, sharing the bottom slot of MCU bad guys with Malekith. Ronan is one dimensional as much as he has any personality at all. He’s angry and wants to kill stuff. That’s about it.
Forget all that: Guardians makes the best use of music of any film in the last decade. Come and Get Your Love somehow is perfect for kicking small alien critters. Really, it is.

 

#12: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

The second Hellboy film feels much like the first, but avoids the problem of so many sequels; it is neither a copy nor simply “louder.” The big shift is in mythology. Hellboy was Lovecraftian. Hellboy II is high fantasy immersed in faerie lore.Ā Director Guillermo del Toro demonstrated his knack for the faerie world and its bizarre, beautiful, and dangerous creatures in Panā€™s Labyrinth. Here, he takes it far further, introducing us to tooth fairies that will devour your bones, raven-masked guards, the angel of death with eyes upon her wings, and the denizens of the Troll Market. They are the stuff of nightmares, but the coolest nightmares, the ones that call to you.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army is funny, action-packed, well-made on every level, complex, and incredibly inventive.

 

#11: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Joss Whedon does it again, brilliantly crafting an extravaganza that’s really a character piece. No one can work with ensembles like he can, making each line count, slipping levels of meaning into every interaction so that it feels like all of the characters have had complete and compelling arcs, even though most only have a few minutes of screen time.

Sure, this second Avengers outing doesn’t rival the first, but then that’s a high bar. The action is a bit much (quite a bitā€”I’d have exchanged fifteen minutes of crowd saving and building breaking for a couple more group discussions) and a few of the characters are slipping into their clichĆ©s (Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, I’m looking at you). No problem. There’s lots of heart, lots of wit, and fabulous new characters to take up the slack. Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, and Vision are exactly what the franchise needed, and I’d be content with an entirely new Avengers team as long as several of these new characters are a part of it. And Ultron, with his daddy-issues, is one of the best MCU villains.

 

#10: Deadpool

It broke every rule of superhero filmmaking, shredded the genre, and it all works. With a fraction of the budget of other action films, Deadpool delivers laughs and violence. Sure, the snark is fun, but what makes it all work is heart. Deadpool is by far the most romantic X-Men film, and probably the most romantic superhero film. Heā€™s not trying to save the world (weā€™ve seen that enough); he just wants to get back to his girl. Everything matters because that matters.

The lesson to be learned is that superhero films donā€™t have to be whiny. They can be fun, and still matter. Unfortunately, the lesson Hollywood seems to have taken is that people like gore. Oh well.

 

#9: X-Men: First Class

The franchise looked dead after Last Stand, but First Class got it back on its feet. This prequel did the unthinkable: found a superior Professor X and Magneto than Stewart and McKellen. James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender are superb and their characters are compelling. Plus, Keven Bacon is a surprisingly good villain.

The metaphor has never been presented better, but where First Class really sings is in its tone, which perfectly balances action, tragedy, and humor.

 

#8: Hellboy

Hellboy is the best of Ghostbusters layered on the best of Men in Black added to the best of the X-Men, all swirled about the best of Lovecraft, decked out in a world thatā€™s what a steampunk Tim Burton would design on his best day. It is a celebration of all things pulp and geeky and it is non-stop fun.

Perlman was the perfect choice for the immature red devil with a soft heart. Heā€™s as good with the gentle moments as he is with the quips, and there are a lot of quips. I could praise each actor in turn as everyone is excellent, but besides Perlman, the compliments need to go to director Guillermo del Toro (Blade II, Panā€™s Labyrinth). This was his dream project and it shows. Everything is meticulously done, creating the most beautiful comic book movie Iā€™ve seen. Just gazing at the set dressing of the library is entertainment enough. This is a frenetic, funny, awe-inspiring, action extravaganza filled with blue, empathic fish-men, multi-eyed demon dogs, Nazi, zombie assassins, and gods and it’s wonderful.
(Full review)

 

#7: The Incredibles

If you like your superheros with a more family feel, The Incredibles has you covered. I’ve often heard it described as the best Fantastic 4 movie, and there is a good deal of truth in that. It is both funny and exciting from beginning to end, with multiple phrases that have entered every fan’s language (“No capes!” “Where – is – my – super – suit?” “You got me monologuing!” “And when everyone’s super…no one will be”).

PIXAR is the king of modern animation and The Incredibles is their best work. The trick is that so much animation is aimed at children where this film is aimed at families–there’s something for everyone.

 

#6: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

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Guardians 2 is the first MCU film that’s a comedy, yet we donā€™t lose the characters in the humor. Every character gets his time to shine. This is done by not wasting a moment. Every joke also reveals something about the character. Every fight has an emotional core. Every action serves two, three, or more purposes. A violent and exciting fight between Gamora and Nebula is about the nature of sisterhood, while being a call back to Alfred Hitchcock, and also a frame for over-the-top humor, and a way to expand Gamora while completely changing our perspective on Nebula. Now thatā€™s how you jam ten stories into a two hour movie.

Baby Groot is as cute as they come, the new characters all work, and there are dozens of repeatable lines. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is a joyful film.
(Full review here)

 

#5: Batman

Batman is a gothic wonderland. It is a triumph of art design; on that basis alone, it is one of the best superhero films ever made. Other attempts at Gotham have either been tacky (Schumacher) or dull (Nolan). This is beautiful and twisted.

Beyond the look and feel of the film, so much is done right. Thereā€™s Danny Elfmanā€™s stirring score. Thereā€™s the rapid pace and action, but with the focus always on character. Thereā€™s the humor. Thereā€™s a fabulously loony Joker.

And then there Michael Keaton, who nails the two sides of the character, Bruce Wayne and Batman. His Batman is dangerous and frightening in a fundamental way. Thereā€™s something unhinged about him. Bruce Wayne is even better. This is the only Wayne I can believe would choose to become Batman. I could believe him choosing to wear a mask made of human skin and carry a chainsaw too. As an actor, Keaton has a talent of being an every man, but at the same time, he can embody insanity and ruthless dedication. That is Batman.
(Full Review)

 

#4: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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Where Captain America: The First Avenger felt like a 1950s war movie, The Winter Solder feels like a 1970s spy thriller, just with a lot more exploding flying ships. While some MCU films have aimed low and avoided heavier thematic elements, the second solo outing for Captain America goes for broke, and wins. The story is complex, but makes sense and is easy to follow. Steve Rogers goes through substantial changes, and lets us examine the meanings of freedom, safety, and tyranny, though him, and how these three things overlap in uncomfortable ways. The movie does all that while delivering an almost excessive amount of action and slipping into buddy movie mode from time to time. It also introduces a new hero in Falcon, as well as two of the better villains.

I didn’t think Marvel could pull off one good Captain America movie. Two was a shock. It seems, with good writing, clear directing, and the right star, an old fashioned hero can work in his own time, and in our times, commenting on both.

 

#3: Thor: Ragnarok

Thor: RagnarokĀ is the brightest, fastest paced entry in the MCU. Itā€™s one of the best, and for pure joy, it is the best.Ā It squeezes as much emotionā€”and as much action and humor and meaning and plot and sheer funā€”as possible into two hours.

After ā€œcomedyā€ the word Iā€™d use to describe this film is ā€œMETAL.ā€ And I donā€™t mean hair METAL or evenĀ Metallica METAL. Iā€™m talking Dethklok METAL. This is the most METAL movie ever made. Ground zero is Led Zeppelinā€™s Immigrant Songā€”the phrase ā€œHammer of the Godsā€ is used literally.Ā RagnarokĀ then adds the imagery from a metal-head’s dreams. This is gods and monsters and trolls and devils. Shot after shot could be pulled for an ā€˜80s album cover. This is head-banging, devil-horn signaling METAL. That means that this is epic in a beautifully over-the-top fashion and isnā€™t embarrassed about it. The battles arenā€™t introspective narratives; they are heroic poems of mystic legends. The genius of Ragnarok is its ability to weave the self-deprecating comedy with a larger than life, legendary saga. (Full Review)

 

#2: The Mark of Zorro

Yes, Zorro is a superhero, and no, that doesnā€™t let in every adventure hero. He has skills beyond human capabilities, he wears a costume complete with a mask, he has a secret identity, and he fights for goodness. If Batman is a superhero, then so is Zorro.

The Mark of Zorro is just pure fun. Humor is responsible for much of that, but at least as import is pacing. It is hard to think of any film with better pacing. There is not a slow moment. Humor flows into chases which flow into romance which flows back to humor then on to sword-fights. No time to get up for popcorn.

The cast is universally excellent, withĀ Basil Rathbone creating another of his fine villains, andĀ Tyrone Power in the best role of his career. (Full Critique)

 

#1: The Avengers

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Was there any doubt what film would end up on top? The Avengers is a near perfect action film. Whedon directs his over-sized ensemble cast as if he’s directing a symphony: a complicated flow yet with everything in its place. It seems like it is all about the action, and there is a lot, but it isn’t. It’s all about the characters. Everyone has their moment to shine.

The re-casting of Bruce Banner with Mark Ruffalo was spot on, giving us a thoughtful but troubled scientist. Better still was the crafting of The Hulk. I’d never cared much for the character, and my wife was even more disdainfulā€”and we were won over. Though no one stood out as much as Tom Hiddleston’s Loki. After The Avengers, he is arguably the most popular character in the MSU, vying with Tony Stark for the title. He’s dangerous, but also funny and sympathetic.

With such care given to the dialog, to character development, and to emotional depth, it is surprising how Whedon is happy to go full-on fanboy and give us some of the greatest “wow, cool!” moments ever. Several of these involve The Hulk, who seems unable to avoid punching Asgardians. I’ve never heard so much cheering in a theater.

May 212017
  May 21, 2017

Yeah, I know. No one needed this any more than they needed my list of Top 10 Kate Bush songs. But here it is anyway. A few thoughts first.

I think of art rockā€”as opposed to the larger category ofĀ prog rockā€”as a fusion of styles. It is rock and classical, with a touch of jazz and folk. Nowhere is that more evident than with ELP. Yes and Genesis blended the styles together. ELP did not. They just whipped them down and said, ā€œlets go.ā€ Theyā€™d cover symphonic pieces, sometimes as driving rock tunes, but sometimes as straight classical music. Theyā€™d pause one form to start another before drifting into a third. Lake would sing a folky ballad and then Emerson would play a concerto. And then why not a jazz tune? Your expectations were of little importance, which is how it ought to be.

The name, Emerson, Lake & Palmer was fitting as this was never a group, but three separate artists. They didnā€™t play WITH each other, but AT each other. I kept waiting for them to kill each other. And the power of their music came from that competition. Each made the others stronger.

How you feel about art/prog rock is a little like how you feel about Dr Malcolm from Jurassic Park. Me, I hate that dude.

ā€œā€¦but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.ā€

I just wanted someone to say, ā€œMalcolm, shut up.ā€ Well, standard music critics, mainstream radio fans, and punk rockers were Malcolm, whining, ā€œYou musicians are skillful and talented enough to do all that stuff that I donā€™t understand, but you havenā€™t considered if you should.ā€ Musically, the response from Genesis and Yes was, ā€œCome on guys, weā€™re doing are own thing.ā€ But ELPā€™s response was ā€œFuck off. We do want we want.ā€ Every album (well, the first six) were clear, loud statements. Thereā€™s no shyness in ELP. They are giving the finger to the music establishment and wanted to make sure everyone knews it. Sometimes subtly is nice. Sometimes its dull. ELP had no conception of subtly.

The most self-assured of art rock bands died from trying to do too much. They reached the end of an artistic road, so set off with something new. But that something new didnā€™t go well with their perfectionism and touring. Emerson insisted they take an orchestra along and they all needed truck-loads of equipment if they were going to recreate their latest studio album. Even with 70,000 attendees, you canā€™t make money that way and everyone got pissed off. And that was that. They got back together from time to time over the years, but the edge was gone.

So starting with #12:
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May 172017
  May 17, 2017

No one asked for this, and I can’t think of why anyone would care, but I felt like it, so here you go.

Kate Bush is one of the great musical artists of the last ā€™50 years. She takes chances and when she gets it right, damn sheā€™s good.

While she has a lot of good albums, I noticed my choices only covered a limited number. In some cases, their absence is because those albums are weaker (or were experiments that bore fruit later). In others, like for Aerial and 50 Words For Snow, it is because nothing stands above the rest. The albums are solid, but best listened to as a whole. Now it is also true that Hounds of Love is best listened to as a whole, being one of the greatest albums ever made, but its individual parts also rise aboveā€¦most everything. So. starting at #10, my favs (after noting some honorable mentions of Wow, The Big Sky, Room For the Life, and This Woman’s Work):

 

#10 Cloudbursting

My first of multiple choices from Hounds of Love, Cloundbursting is a beautiful song of love of a son for his father, some strange science, and some nasty government action. Itā€™s based on a true story, and the music video is pretty astounding too.


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Mar 082017
  March 8, 2017

The best is fun (See Part 1). The worst is more fun. Here are the nominees for Worst in Science Fiction or Fantasy cinema in 2016:

 

Worst Science Fiction or Fantasy Film:

 

Worst Animated Science Fiction or Fantasy Film:

  • Batman: The Killing Joke
  • Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV
  • Moana

 

Worst Performance by an Actor:

  • Eddie Redmayne as Empty Character (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)
  • Henry Cavill as Grumpy Jesus Metaphor (Bats v Supes)
  • Jeff Goldblum as Jeff Goldblum (Independence Day: Resurgence)
  • Liam Hemsworth as Generic Hero (Independence Day: Resurgence)
  • Michael Shannon as Constipated Man (Midnight Special)

 

Worst Performance by an Actress:

  • Kate McKinnon as Person Doing Improv (Ghostbusters)
  • Katherine Waterston as Empty Air (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)
  • Marion Cotillard as Woman With Random Expressions (Assassinā€™s Creed)
  • Melissa McCarthy as Melissa McCathy (Ghostbusters)
  • [BLANK] Because there werenā€™t enough women in Genre films

 

Worst Supporting Performance by an Actor:

  • Gerard Butler as King of Sparta (Gods of Egypt)
  • Jai Courtney as Racist Stereotype (Suicide Squad)
  • Jesse Eisenberg as Jesse Eisenberg on Cocaine (Bats v Supes)
  • Johnny Depp as Whatever the Hell He Was (Alice Through the Looking Glass)
  • Tyler Perry as Guy In Wrong Film (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows)

 

Worst Supporting Performance by an Actress:

  • Amy Adams as Bland Damsel (Bats v Supes)
  • Charlize Theron as Whispering Person (The Huntsman: Winter’s War)
  • Kirsten Dunst as Cardboard (Midnight Special)
  • Sela Ward as Overly Dramatic President (Independence Day: Resurgence)
  • [BLANK] Because there werenā€™t enough women in Genre films

 

Worst Direction:

  • Dave Green (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows)
  • Denis Villeneuve (Arrival)
  • Jeff Nichols (Midnight Special)
  • Paul Feig (Ghostbusters)
  • Zack Snyder (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice)

 

Worst Screenplay:

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • The BFG
  • Midnight Special
  • Suicide Squad
  • X-Men: Apocalypse

 

Most Racist/Sexist:

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice for Girl Fall Down
  • Doctor Strange for White-washing
  • Ghostbusters for Twisting the Narrative for Marketing
  • Gods of Egypt for ā€œEgyptians? Ah, You Mean White People!ā€
  • The Huntsman: Winter War for ā€œHow Can We Get a Male Lead in Snow White?ā€
  • Suicide Squad for Racist Stereotype
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows for Anti-Asian Racism and White/Turtle Power

 

Worst Screen Moment:

  • Bottle of Piss (Bats v Supes)
  • Emails (Bats v Supes)
  • ā€œIā€™m Jimmy Olsenā€ (Bats v Supes – Extended Edition)
  • MARTHA! (Bats v Supes)
  • Recorded Fart (Ghostbusters)
  • Professor X Goes Bald (X-Men: Apocalypse)
  • Third Deadshot Introduction (Suicide Squad)

 

And that’s it. This year’s nominees. Did I get it right? Well, of course I did, but feel free to voice your opinion, particularly your agreement. And who/what will win? Who indeed. This much I can guarantee: no film will sweep.

 

* This is a completely unfair nomination as I havenā€™t seen the film. But Iā€™ve seen both itā€™s predecessors and my life isnā€™t long enough to watch a third. Based on those, Iā€™m betting it would be a contender in every category.