Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)

Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)

Dude. Dude. No dude, listen. OK, OK. Dude. This is soooo cool. You see, pollution…is bad. It really sucks dude. And it grows into a monster after this hot chick sings a go-go tune. She is soooo hot. Huh? Oh yeah, the monster dude, he like attacks some city and then starts toking up on some smokestacks.  Toke on monster dude. There’s this

Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

This may take a little longer than usual. Three people from the future and their cyborgs take a UFO through time to 1992. They warn the Japanese government that the entire country will be destroyed in the next century by Godzilla, and they want to travel back to 1944 and stop him from ever existing. You see, Terasawa,

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993)

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993)

A dinosaur egg is brought to a lab, and hatches a “godzillasaur.” Godzilla comes looking for his relative, but is met by Mechagodzilla, a robot constructed by the Japanese government using technology from the remains of Mecha-Giderah. Rodan also comes seeking the baby dinosaur, setting up a three way battle. The monsters have quite a fight on

Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (2000)

Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (2000)

The anti-Godzilla force, G-Command, has developed a black hole weapon to defeat Godzilla.  However, their first test lets an oversized,  prehistoric dragonfly into our dimension.  Soon, there are thousands of giant insects that want Godzilla’s radioactive blood to feed to their ever growing king.  As the giants fight, Kiriko Tsujimori (Misato Tanaka) and her “G-Grasper”

Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)

Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)

The follow up, Godzilla vs. Megalon vies with Godzilla ‘s Revenge for the title of worst Godzilla film. The aliens aren’t from outer space, but from under the ground. Upset with nuclear testing, they do a little dance, and send their giant bug, Megalon to destroy Japan (those Japanese and their nuclear bombs; when will

Godzilla vs. Monster Zero (1965)

Godzilla vs. Monster Zero (1965)

Astronauts Fuji (Akira Takarada) and Glenn (Nick Adams), from the World Space Authority, land on the mysterious Planet X that lies just beyond Jupiter. The inhabitants are plagued by the giant monster Ghidrah (known there as Monster Zero) and ask to borrow Godzilla and Rodan to fight him. But really, they plan to take over the

Godzilla vs. Mothra (1964)

Godzilla vs. Mothra (1964)

A hurricane washes a giant egg into a Japanese bay where a greedy entrepreneur grabs it, intending it to be the centerpiece for his new theme park.  Two fairy girls ask for the egg to be returned to their island as it belongs to their god, Mothra.  A newspaperman, his camera woman, and a professor

Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla (1994)

Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla (1994)

G-Force has come up with yet another robotic super-weapon to destroy Godzilla, who now hangs out on an island with his frog-headed adopted son.  They also have a second plan to control the monster with telepathy.  However, their plans change when an “evil” double of Godzilla, with crystals on its shoulders, flies from some distant

Godzilla's Revenge (1969)

Godzilla’s Revenge (1969)

Little Ichiro is bullied by older kids, including one named Gabara. His escape is his dreams, where he sees himself chatting to Minya, the Son of Godzilla. (Pause: Think about that for a moment. The Son of Godzilla talks.) Minya is being beaten up by a monster who also happens to be named Gabara. By watching Godzilla defeat opponent after

Gojira (1954) / Godzilla King of the Monsters (1956)

Gojira (1954) / Godzilla King of the Monsters (1956)

Gojira (1954) A giant radioactive dinosaur named Gojira or Godzilla, depending on which side of the Pacific you live on, is disturbed by nuclear bomb tests and goes on a rampage through Tokyo.  A love triangle between  dashing sailor Ogata (Akira Takarada), beautiful Emiko (Momoko Kôchi), and the brilliant scientist Serizawa (Akihiko Hirata) complicates matters

Gojira (1984)

Gojira (1984)

Godzilla has awakened after thirty years and heads toward Tokyo.  As the Japanese prime minister deals with U.S.-Soviet tensions and the desires of the superpowers to use nuclear weapons against the giant monster, the military sends in its secret hovercraft.  Meanwhile, a scientist, his assistant, her brother, and a reporter try to find another solution.

King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)

King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)

A nuclear sub crashes into an iceberg, freeing Godzilla, who heads to Tokyo.  Meanwhile, a buffoonish pharmaceutical executive sends two agents to a tropical island where they discover King Kong.  When Kong drugs himself on narcotic berry juice, the nitwits decide to bring him back to Japan (just assuming that the drug will keep him