In Godzilla vs. Gigan, the aliens are intelligent space cockroaches (disguised as humans of course) and the evil monsters double team is a plastic model of Ghidorah and a turkey with a dull spinning blade in its tummy. If you are a fan of Ghidorah, don’t fret over how horrible he looks when he first stiffly floats in, since his appearance changes wildly, depending on which previous movie the footage comes from. Godzilla’s ally is the spiky and generally unseen Anguirus, who unfortunately is a quadruped, as the guy in the suit obviously is not. The humans are a comic book artist, his black-belt girl friend, a hippy… Oh who cares. This movie has the distinction of giving us audible monsters chatting. They sound like a DJ scratching a record. Yup, it is as silly as it sounds.