Oct 051967
 
toxic

After a nuclear war, two brothers, an alcoholic rancher, a criminal, and a stripper, stumble upon the home of a survivalist and his daughter in a valley that’s been protected from radiation by “an updraft.”  One of the brothers, a heroic geologist (Paul Petersen), is romantically drawn to the daughter and frightened that his brother is becoming one of the mutants that live in the mists.

The effects of radiation are severe and difficult for us pre-apocalyptic types to comprehend.  For instance, did you have any idea that it would force someone to put on a rubber mask and run around in the woods?  Apparently it does.  It also causes people to believe it is 2889 when it is obviously 1967.  On the plus side, it keeps white pants sparkling clean, even after months of unwashed wear.

But we can learn all these things and more by watching In the Year 2889, a remake of Roger Corman’s 1956 Day the World Ended.  Now take a minute to dwell on this: AIP and schlockmeister Larry Buchanan made a lower budget version of a low budget Roger Corman film.  Corman’s claim to fame is his ability to make movies with very little cash, and in ’56, he didn’t have enough funds for even his financial wand-waving to make much of a film.  Less money in the hands of a less talented filmmaker was hardly the way to go.  But then Buchanan, whose oeuvre includes The Eye Creatures and Mars Needs Women, would only have been confused by an adequate budget.

So, cheaply shot, with minimal camera movement and echoing sound recording, In the Year 2889 isn’t going to thrill with its professionalism.  How about its exciting story?  Well, it sets up potential threats in the form of radiation poisoning and mutants, and then follows through with neither.  Apparently the environment cleans up after a few months, which is helpful as the survivalist ex-captain didn’t see fit to horde food.  The mutants run around hunting rabbits, but otherwise bother our survivors only by telepathically calling out to one babe, and innocently carrying her around for a minute.

So, where does the conflict come from in this talkathon?  Well, primarily it doesn’t.  The criminal keeps trying to get into the store room and molest the daughter (in that order), but he doesn’t try very hard, and no one is all that upset about it.

The real problem for these few remaining humans is where to find quality hair products.  The heroic Steve, played cheerfully by ex-mousketeer Paul Petersen, uses a lot of hair gel to keep that wet look, and that’s got to be a drain after the world has been destroyed.  Owning only one outfit (he never changes from his always-gleaming white slacks and burgundy shirt) saves some room for hair accessories, but without some definite plan, eventually, he will reach a state where his hair might move.  That will be a dark day indeed.

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Oct 041967
 
five reels

Head butler, Fitzwilliam (Dick Van Dyke), and his loyal staff rob and con in order to raise enough money to keep Miss Vicky (Dame Edith Evans) convinced she’s still rich.  But their perfect world is upset when a new secretary, Juliet Nowell (Barbara Feldon), enters the household.

Quick Review: A skillfully written piece of Christmas fluff, Fitzwilly is a family film that doesn’t insult the intelligence of adults.  I saw this in 1967 and loved it, and I watched it again tonight and have the same feeling.  It is a lightweight heist film, where Van Dyke and company must make one big score on Christmas Eve.  The crimes are fun to watch, but the character interaction is even better.  Van Dyke and Feldon are charming together, sparring with dialog that reflects the intelligent people they are supposed to be.  Of course Fitzwilly and Juliet fall in love.  That’s a given.  But knowing that doesn’t lessen the pleasure of watching it happen.  Miss Vicky is played twice as colorful as life by Dame Edith Evans who couldn’t be dull if she tried.  Fitzwilly is a Christmas tradition for me.  I wouldn’t miss it any more than I’d skip putting up a tree.

Oct 031967
 
three reels

One of the suitors for the beautiful Bianca (Natasha Pyne) gets his money-hungry friend, Petruchio (Richard Burton), to woo her wild sister, Catarina (Elizabeth Taylor).  Petruchio attempts to change Kate into a dutiful wife with mind games and “kindness.”

I can’t say what stands out more in this very traditional rendition of Shakespeare’s comedy, the impressive voices of its two stars, or the rich colors that fill the screen, but both are things of beauty. The supporting actors are nearly as good, and the music is a perfect accompaniment. While so skillfully done, I could have asked for more artistry. Lacking in innovation, I felt more like I was fulfilling a homework assignment than being entertained while I watched. Franco Zeffirelli and his stars have read the play and understand the surface meaning, but show no sign of getting to the root of the play. The most obvious lack is humor. Shakespeare meant his audience to laugh, but this version only brings forth smiles, and most of those from added slapstick. Any Shakespeare fan will want to see Zeffirelli’s movie once, but there is nothing here that requires a repeat.

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Apr 201967
 
one reel

A volcanic eruption serves the dual purpose of calling Gamera and waking Gyaos, an ancient flying lizard-bat that shoots sonic beams. Nearby, a greedy firm is trying to build an expressway through a village of equally greedy people. The prepubescent grandson of the village elder is obsessed by Gamera and makes friends with him. It is up to the child, the expressway supervisor, and some scientists to stop Gyaos.

Following the lead of Godzilla films of the time, Gamera vs Gyaos aims for a younger audience. Giant monster movies tend to be aimed toward the young, but we are talking single digits here. Four to six-year-olds are the audience. Show this to a ten-year-old and he’ll be embarrassed. The monsters are now filmed to expose every weakness in the special effects and they are weak. The Gyaos costume is bargain-basement and Gamera doesn’t look any better. The attempts to place a human in the same frame as a monster—which comes up often as both monsters lift the child—come off as failed Styrofoam homecoming floats. But then this is a film where a kid rides on the giant turtle’s back and road inspectors and children can wonder into government briefings, so no one was terribly worried about not being embarrassing.

Gamera is a straight-up hero now—this change is never explained. He never harms people or property, and shows up just to stop Gyaos. He’s become a big puppy, listening to the call of his master, the Kenny. And that kid never shuts up. There are ten solid minutes of the child yelling “Gamera!”

With so much time spent with the Kenny, and in meetings, there’s no time for the characters (and no money for the cheap-ass fights). After the kid, the lead is probably supposed to be the road superintendent, but he gets to do nothing. They don’t even bother with the semi-romance with the Kenny’s sister (so why is she in the film?), but then romance doesn’t fit in a film for a sex-year-old.

It all ends in a peppy Gamera song, in case you needed a statement that this film is just a string of bad discussions.

Feb 221967
 
two reels

Robin (Barrie Ingham)—this time a Norman and named “de Courtenay” instead of “Loxley”—is framed for the murder of his cousin by his other cousin (Peter Plythe). He escapes to the woods with Friar Tuck (James Hayter) to join outcasts currently lead by a grumpy Alan-a-Dale (Eric Flynn). Even though they all hate Normans, they immediately make Robin their leader and he turns them into bandits so they can buy green fabric for new outfits (that is the reason, honest). Things go as they always do in Robin Hood movies, including the hero falling for Maid Marian (Gay Hamilton), who seems a bit sleepy and has around five lines.

Challenge? The title suggests Robin Hood has some chores to do around the house before his parents get home. That might have made for a better film.

The 1960s were not a great time for swashbucklers. Swashbucklers are about movement and speed. The Challenge of Robin Hood is a film of stillness. People stand. They sit. And they speak slowly and very theatrically (someone should have pointed out that this was a movie, not a stage production). Warriors step leisurely forward only to fall dead from an unseen arrow. A good swashbuckler requires money, skilled choreography, and lithe direction. This one had none of those. C.M. Pennington-Richards made a few nice small comedies (I’ve always loved Ladies Who Do), but action requires a different kind of talent.

In 1967 I doubt there was a child alive who did not know Robin Hood’s origin story, so a retelling was old hat. Almost any other tale of Robin would have been a better choice. But any swashbuckling story would have required action beyond the capabilities of Hammer, a studio known almost exclusively now for their horror productions. This was their second crack at Robin Hood, and while it is an improvement over Sword of Sherwood Forest , it is isn’t enough of an improvement to be worth the price of a ticket.

While far from a great swashbuckler, it is also avoids the lower echelon. Within its humble scope, The Challenge of Robin Hood is watchable children’s fare. It doesn’t take itself too seriously. A few lines are witty and it has a pie fight—yes, a pie fight. While Robin is uncharismatic, John Arnatt’s Sheriff is amusingly dry. I see the origin of Alan Rickman’s Sheriff in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. The sets are claustrophobic, but look reasonable and would be spectacular in a Frankenstein film. Add in a monster or two and they might have had something.

Other Robin Hood Swashbucklers I’ve reviewed: The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938), The Bandit of Sherwood Forest (1946), Rogues of Sherwood Forest (1950), Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960), Robin and Marian (1976), Robin Hood (1991), and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991).

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Oct 121966
 
3,5 reels

Dr Paul Eswai (Giacomo Rossi-Stuart) is summoned to a remote village to perform an autopsy as part of a murder investigation.  The deeply superstitious and frightened populous is hostile to the doctor and his modern ways, relying on the local witch (Fabienne Dali) for safety from a force few are willing to speak of.  Only Monica Schuftan (Erika Blanc), who has recently returned to her hometown, is willing to help.

Let’s get the title out of the way.  The Italian Operazione paura (apparently chosen to sound like a string of spy films at the time) is normally translated as “Operation Fear” though “Fearful Events” might be more appropriate.  An edited version of the film was released in England as Curse of the Dead while the USA got Curse of the Living Dead, though I see no reason why our dead are more alive than theirs. Uncut but dubbed, it has been given the irrelevant title Kill, Baby… Kill! that makes it sound like some kind of beatnik slasher flick. None of the titles fit the film.  As I don’t speak Italian, I’m less bothered by its original title, so I’ll refer to it as Operazione paura.

Like in most Italian horror, the story comes second.  It is the lush visuals that carry the show. Director Mario Bava dismisses realism, and instead paints an impressionistic piece with ever-present drifting fog and thick cobwebs.  Colors sway toward red and gold, when not absorbed by black.  There’s a twirling spiral staircase, a room that opens into itself, a ball that bounces down corridors without a visible owner, and a creepy child that shows up at windows.  I’ve seen all of it before, primarily because so many filmmakers have swiped ideas from Operazione paura, but I can’t think of a case where it works better.  A few of the dreamlike images get the better of Bava, such as a non-scary doll nightmare, but those are the exceptions.

While at first appearing as a variation of the standard ghost story, Operazione paura is something different, and you’ll be sorely disappointed if you compare it to The Uninvited. Ghost Stories in general are vary plot oriented, focusing on the unveiling of twists and secrets. But the mystery in Operazione paura is no mystery at all, and isn’t the point. There’s nothing to be solved here, at least not by heroic Paul.  Standard Ghost stories tell you what you should do if you find yourself haunted; Operazione paura tells you what it is like.

The dubbing is surprisingly good, with the voice actors supplying the proper emotions in a majority of cases.  Only the Burgomaster and the policeman have that, stiff, overstated manner so common in dubbing.  The actors’ lips are almost always in synch, which makes it appear pleasantly natural, but is undoubtedly responsible for a few tongue twisting bits of dialog.

Operazione paura influenced a generation of filmmakers and created the Italian gothic horror movement.  Like most pivotal films, it is superior to what followed.

Oct 101966
 
one reel

The continuing adventures of space station Gamma 1, Commander Mike Halstead (Tony Russel), his sidekick, Jack (Franco Nero), and his spirited girl, Connie (Lisa Gastoni). In this second movie, alien light clouds are taking over Earth’s space stations, and it is up to our plucky heroes to save the day.

Ah, things are still groovy in the future as painted by this Italian space opera, one of four made simultaneously by genre director Antonio Margheriti, but the swinging sixties aren’t swinging enough this time around. Except for a bizarre New Year’s party where drunken spacemen make pyramids and swing back and forth on long strings, the go-go boots and mod lifestyle are missing in this outing. Instead, we get green-lit smoke. Yes, the universe is in danger from lime colored mist. But don’t worry, the future Space Command is ready to talk and talk and talk about it. They are also prepared to shoot at it with little blow torches that they seem to think are lasers. Hint to all future heroes: shooting at fog doesn’t work. Try it yourself.

The plot holes are as huge as in the other episodes, and the characters continue to be nonsensical, but in The War of the Planets, the absurdity doesn’t illicit any laughs.  Russel over-emotes at every opportunity, but it is more likely while complaining than while shooting-it-out with bad guys. None of the other actors are any better, and the sets and effects are a joke, just not a funny one.

With no budget and little talent, a fast pace and light silliness is essential, but that’s not what is available.  The War of the Planets trudges along and actually takes itself seriously.

There’s some amusement to be found in the ridiculous dialog, such as when the scientist advises that, “It’s zero to the tenth power.” Hummmm. Wouldn’t that be…zero?  Better still, while discovering the bodies on a recently attacked space station, the captain radios to base repeating that everyone is dead and finishing with, “Dead. Dead. Dead like statues. All dead.” Which is followed immediately by a crewman’s comment of “Hey Skipper, come here; I think she’s alive.”

The other films in the series are Wild, Wild Planet, War Between the Planets, and The Snow Devils. The producers made The Green Slime in Japan, which has the same feel as these films and takes place on a station named Gamma 3.

Oct 081966
 
three reels

A giant, shaggy, green humanoid is rising out of the sea to lunch on unsuspecting humans.  Due to their previous work, Dr. Paul Stewart (Russ Tamblyn) and his assistant Akemi (Kumi Mizuno) are called in to help find, and perhaps kill the monster.  As the military moves in, Paul and Akemi attempt to prove that this isn’t the adult form of the gentle brown creature they once studied.

It might be nostalgia, but War of the Gargantuas has always worked for me.  For a kid (and I was a kid when I first saw it) looking for cool giant monster action, this was the answer.  It still ranks as one of my favorite kaiju eiga from the ’60s and ’70s.  That has less to do with what it does than with what it doesn’t do.  It avoids the mistakes of so many of the others.  There are no cute kids.  There is no irrelevant human storyline that runs while the monsters are off stage: no alien ape-men, no greedy developers, no toy manufacturers or inventors, and no thieves.  There is no unfunny attempts at slapstick.  There’s no comedy-relief sidekick.  There’s no half-hearted attempt at a theme.  There’s no guy in a poorly made rubber suit crawling around on his hands and knees pretending to be a quadruped.

What it does have is a couple of monsters going at it, a lot of city smashing, some folks eaten (loved that), and everyone else trying to deal with it.  The monsters look like color coded abominable snow men, and while the makeup isn’t perfect, it is miles ahead of the simplistic rubber suits or marionettes that were so common in other films.  (The juvenile gargantua’s appearance is reminiscent of a ten-year-old with a store-bought werewolf costume, but he’s not on screen long).

War of the Gargantuas has a confusing relationship with the inferior Frankenstein Conquers the World.  In Japan, where it goes by the title, Frankenstein’s Monsters: Sanda vs. Gaira, it is a sequel.  The Brown Gargantua is a regenerated Frankenstein, named Sanda.  Yes, Frankenstein is now the name for a species; they even use the word Frankensteins.  But is Sanda supposed to be the same Frankenstein that was in the earlier film?  He doesn’t look the same (the monster in that film was an Asian guy with a flat head).  It depends on who the other characters are.  In both movies there is one American research scientist, a Japanese doctor who is somewhat subordinate, and a female assistant that is emotionally involved with the American, but still calls him Doctor.  Are these the same people?  They have different names, but they do the same jobs, and the girl is portrayed by the same actress.  The American is played by second tier actor Russ Tamblyn (“When you’re a jet you’re a jet all the way”), replacing second tier actor Nick Adams.  Replacing Nick Adams is always a sign that a project is on the right track.  Like Adams in the previous film, Tamblyn speaks English, so is dubbed for the Japanese release.  In the American version, all references to Frankenstein are removed.  Dr. Stewart is not a specialist on Frankensteins, but on giant monsters.  It makes the story less coherent, but as any connection to the earlier movie is a bad idea, it is an improvement.

Oct 081966
 
two reels

Mutant males with black raincoats and women with beehives are kidnapping Earth’s best and brightest. Meanwhile, the devious Mr. Nurmi (Massimo Serato) is carrying out experiments with human organs. It looks like a job for Space Commander Mike Halstead (Tony Russel) and his sidekick Jack (Franco Nero).

Wild, Wild Planet takes us to the mod future where female scientists wear go-go boots, bubble cars have a top speed of twenty miles per hour, and real men don’t dance. Fighting mad scientists has never been so groovy.

In 1965, Antonio Margheriti directed four colorful sci-fi flicks at once, with overlapping casts and crews. The results, meant for the American market, were: Wild, Wild Planet (which has a “The” in front of it on the title card, but even Margheriti’s son drops it), The War of the Planets, War Between the Planets, and The Snow Devils. These Flash Gordon-type tales told of the adventures of two commanders on the Gamma I space station, Mike Halstead in the first two and Rod Jackson in the later two. Both were ’50s-style he-men who weren’t above abusing some women to save the universe (Halstead keeps trying to strangle anyone in his way). In the ’60s paradise which is the future, our heroes are the only ones who aren’t able to relax and enjoy the psychedelic world.

The first Gamma I film could never have been made in the U.S. There is a touch of insanity joining the normal Italian disinterest in a coherent plot. Considering what that plot is, and the giant holes that fill it, the less anyone dwells on it, the better. The same can be said with the characters. But, with a group of friends, and maybe a drink of two, Wild, Wild Planet is hysterical.  There are strangers in raincoats attacking children, a man transformed into a midget, “laser” pistols that shoot flame about two feet, and a scientist who wants to be joined with a woman, vertically, as in sewn together. These are no Star Trek characters able to adapt to strange life-forms. When they find a four-armed man, a guy goes crazy at the sight, a woman becomes hysterical, and our hero just repeats angrily, “This is a Freak!” For entertainment, the people of the future stand in a large, red curtained room, and watch people dressed as butterflies skip about.

I don’t know how much of the peculiar dialog comes from the dubbing, but as it gives the film its special flavor, I’d hate to think it all sounds reasonable in Italian. Tony Russel was an American from Wisconsin and Franco Nero had no trouble with English, starring as Lancelot in the film version of Camelot few years later. But I don’t know if they dubbed their own voices (or if someone else dubbed Russel’s into Italian as the lips match the dialog). Whatever the case, the lines are as trippy as the sets. It’s nice to know that current obscenities will give way for the insult, “You helium head!” However, the finest snatch of dialog comes when our brave spacemen are fighting the artificial women, who happen to be wearing their negligees. Commander Halstead yells out the immortal words, “Watch out for those gadgets on their chests.” I think that’s good advice to any man wrestling with a half naked girl.

Antonio Margheriti also directed the ghost story Operazione paura. The Green Slime is a vaguely-connected 5th film in the series made in Japan, but without Margheriti.

Oct 041966
 
toxic

In a dystopian future where books are illegal and everything is fireproof, Montag (Oskar Werner) is a fireman, part of a force that burns books.  He is well respected and his chief (Cyril Cusack) tells him he is soon to be promoted.  His wife, Linda (Julie Christie) is a normal member of society, taking drugs and watching TV obsessively.  But then he meets Clarisse (also Julie Christie), which stirs his dissatisfaction and makes him curious about what is in the books.

Ray Bradbury’s superb novel, Fahrenheit 451, along with Orwell’s 1984, Zamyatin’s We, and Huxley’s Brave New World, defines literary dystopian fiction.  A political statement, as they all are, it paints a grim picture of the future that could result if we allow censorship to grow and prosper.  Taking a different approach than Orwell, Bradbury’s tale is a fable, letting impossible extremes emphasize his point.  It doesn’t lay down a starkly real world as it is no more important that this world could never exist than it is in the Tortoise and the Hare.  In both cases, we get the point.

Bradbury has always said that his works are easy to convert into films, if only the filmmakers would take them unchanged and stuff them into the camera. In this, he is mistaken.  Bradbury’s talent is with words.  He is a poet that makes sentence dance for him, forming fantastical images in the reader’s mind.  Fahrenheit 451 is a particularly difficult work to prepare for the screen, since film has always had an awkward time with fables and poetry.  But, it can be done.

That said, the translation isn’t done here.  The film Fahrenheit 451 is the result of vanity, ignorance, and a lack of skill.  Most of that is on the head of director François Truffaut, but there is plenty of blame to go around. At least, when it was over, Truffaut knew he had failed.  When I look over how this project was developed, I’m surprised they even ended up with developed film stock.

Truffaut, a major figure in the French new wave movement, was an originator of the auteur theory that stated that a film should reflect its director’s experiences, style, and point of view.  (Truffaut initially thought of this as a mode of criticism; it was Andrew Sarris that called it a theory.)  The director, according to the theory, is like a novelist, and all of the mechanisms of filmmaking, the cameras, the film, the sets, and all of the people, are just his pen.  Those who are familiar with my writings know I am contemptuous of the auteur theory, and those who hold to it.  It is an ego-trip for insecure directors, and forgets that film is a collaborative art form.

Naturally, the auteur Truffaut wants to be involved in all parts of the filmmaking process, no matter how unqualified he might be for many of them, so that the project will have his imprint.  So, naturally, he worked on the script.  One tiny problem pops up there.  You see, Truffaut didn’t speak English.  Fahrenheit 451 was his first, and only, English language production, and it shows.  The dialog is something I’d expect to get after running Bradbury’s story through an online translator, first into French, and then back into English.  He doesn’t get the metaphors wrong (which an online translator would do—don’t want to be too hard on the guy…) but rather removes them in favor of bland, simplistic, third grade writing.  Writing is an art, and if you don’t have the tools, leave it to someone who does.

After losing better choices, Truffaut cast Oskar Werner, an Austrian stage actor and director who had worked with Truffaut before (and as an auteur, such connections are more important than who is actually right for the role) as Montag.  The fact that Werner had a strong accent, difficult to explain in the story, did not bother Truffaut.  What did was Werner’s decision to create his own character, something no auteur could allow. The two fought each other through the production, with Werner playing the part his way, and Truffaut cutting out anything that couldn’t nominally be stuffed into his narrow view of the character.  By the end, the two hated each other, and Werner purposely tried to sabotage the film.  Countering, Truffaut shot scenes with doubles.  Both men were far more concerned with themselves than the production.  Naturally, the performance that ended up onscreen is a mess, lacking life, and any kind of direction.

Other poor decisions can be seen everywhere, although how many were Truffaut’s, and how many were producer Lewis M. Allen’s, I can’t say.  One of the most glaring is the double casting of Julie Christie to hammer home the contrasting natures of the two female characters. In what should be a drama, this only draws attention to itself as a gimmick.  But then I wonder if this is a drama.  Taking it to be a comedy is the only way I can explain the second double casting, that of Anton Diffring as both the fireman Fabian and as the headmistress of the children’s school. Yup, the headmistress is played by a man in drag.  I’m baffled on what Truffaut thought this was saying. Since there is also a handshake-salute that would have fit into the Marx Brother’s Duck Soup, it sure seems like the film is a comedy.  Additionally, there is the television play that Linda watches and believes she’s actually part of, where two men blabber on for several minutes about seating and sleeping arrangements for a party.  It is undoubtedly supposed to be funny, and is the only scene worth watching in the picture.  Too bad most of the rest of Fahrenheit 451 is so deadly serious.

One of the largest mistakes (Can I really say that this one is larger than all the others? It’s so hard to tell when there are so many mistakes.) is ignoring the fairy tale nature of the material.  The story and setting has enormous holes (why can everyone read?  What do they learn in school?  How does the wholly illiterate society function?  Why do the firemen know the names of all the authors—do they stop to read before they burn?), which is not problematic in the book, as it is concerned with creating a poetic image.  But in a movie, shot with drab normality (except for an increase in the color red) the improbability of the world is glaring.  Either the shooting style should demonstrate the unreal nature of the world (as in The Wizard of Oz, Sin City, and Sleepy Hollow), or those holes need to be filled in.  As this was Truffaut’s first film in color (perhaps he shouldn’t have tried so many new things at once…), I’m not surprised he lacked the skill, the eye, and the imagination, to do something interesting with the imagery.

What we are given is policemen with jetpacks.  In a film where everything looks like the ’50s and most mechanical devices belong in a ’30s film (like the phones), there are jetpacks.  The guys using them don’t do anything, which is odd, but there they are, stripping away whatever small shreds of integrity remain.

One good decision was hiring Bernard Herrmann, best known for his work with Hitchcock, to write the score.  The music is tense, and romantic, and put to poor use, often heralding a nonexistent climax.

With a stripped down story, crude dialog, un-engaging acting, and a failure to understand anything more about the novel than it has book burning, Fahrenheit 451 is a monument to arrogant filmmaking.

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Sep 291966
 
two reels

A gang of train robbers, including Alphonse (Frankie Howerd), stash the loot in an abandoned building, that later becomes the new home of St. Trinians, thanks to a grant from the new minister of education (Raymond Huntley).  While Headmistress Amber Spottiswood (Dora Bryan), Flash Harry (George Cole), and the girls of St. Trinian’s return to their old tricks, Alphonse enrolls his daughters in the school to search for the money.

Society (or at least how it was portrayed) had changed substantially in the twelve years since The Belles of  St. Trinian’s, and while the girls of St. Trinian’s were bizarre creatures in 1954, they were becoming commonplace by the mid ’60s.  That the elder girls smoke, drink, and like to dance with males to rock-n-roll is hardly shocking, making The Great St. Trinian’s Train Robbery feel stuffy as it attempts to play these behaviors as astonishing. Only when the girls kidnap the agents of the department of education and when a fourth form girl acknowledges that, of course, she knows how to run a steam engine, do they feel properly antisocial and precocious.

Returning to the roots of the series, the setting is a boarding school (which hasn’t been the case since the first film).  There is even a full staff, including a con artist, a prostitute, a card cheat, a stripper, a drunkard, and a greedy headmistress, played with the right mix of elegance and smarminess by Dora Bryan. And, like in The Belles of  St. Trinian’s, the plot follows a criminal using his daughter (daughters in this case) to infiltrate the school. But unlike that earlier outing, the comedy doesn’t come from playing with the audiences’ expectations of the behavior of little girls, but from slapstick. There are people falling off a ladder, Morris dancers running into each other, and a piece of coal dropped on a bare foot. The film ends with a twenty minute chase. Cheapening the look of the movie, much of the “action” is played at an accelerated frame rate, which isn’t funny the first time, but does have the advantage of fast forwarding the picture through many of its least engaging moments. A few of the old jokes still work (and many of the jokes are old–previously appearing in the earlier films) and the cast, though weaker than in the other films, is still good.

The Great St. Trinian’s Train Robbery, the first St. Trinian’s film in color, is not a Post-War British Comedy. Too much time had passed. The same may be true of directors Sidney Gilliat and Frank Launder, who were the force behind all five films. Their edge was gone, as this is a St. Trinian movie as an old man, who feels comfortable only in an earlier age, might make it. The other films in the series are The Belles of  St. Trinian’s (1954), Blue Murder at St. Trinian’s (1957), The Pure Hell of  St. Trinian’s (1960), and The Wildcats of St. Trinian’s (1980).

Aug 181966
 
two reels

Two arrogant British couples find themselves, through excessively unlikely circumstances, in Dracula’s castle ten years after the vampire’s destruction. A previously unknown servant drains one of the men over a tub, reconstituting Dracula (Christopher Lee). For no good reason, the resurrected Count ignores the other couple and they escape, teaming up with a Van-Helsing-ish abbot (Andrew Keir) to fight the undead.

Eight years after The Horror of Dracula, Hammer brought Lee back to his iconic role, though this time without Cushing’s Van Helsing. While Lee’s name was good for selling tickets, he wasn’t so good for the film, through no fault of his own. The biggest failing is that Lee never speaks. He claims, and I have no reason to doubt him, that the lines in the script (including “I am The Appocalypse!”) were too horrible to utter and he refused to do so. Hammer claims otherwise, that there were never lines for him, but that makes even less sense. Whatever the case, the result is a villain with no personality. He hisses and growls, which some find entertaining. Worse, he is once again a wimpy villain. He does very little and ends up unable to deal with a comically small and artificial ice flow.

With unlikeable protagonists and a mute monster, it is left to Andrew Keir to carry the film, with an assist by an undulating Barbara Shelley as a brief vampire who gets to speak. Keir does an amiable job, as he usually does, though he isn’t in the film enough.

The movie is not theme-heavy, but what is there has not aged well. Dracula represents an excape from repression and the most important thing for any society to do is to keep those wild, free urges, particularly sexual ones, bottled up. It’s the rules of Victorian society, and it is hard to figure why Hammer thought those should be the rules of the ’60s. The image of a group of men, standing around the sexually awakened vampire girl, and staking her to rid her of her fowl desires, is uncomfortable at best.

While no one would be shocked by Prince of Darkness now, in ’66 it was thought to be even more titillating than Horror of Dracula had been eight years before. The blood draining and staking were often noted for their graphic gore, and Dracula pressing an intended victim to his chest was the height of mid-sixties horror sex. Now it is tame. Without that kick, Prince of Darkness is a mild and simple film.

The other Hammer Dracula films are: The Horror of Dracula (1958), The Brides of Dracula (1960)—which lacked Dracula, Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968), Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970),  Scars of Dracula (1971), Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972), The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973), and The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974).

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