Foster on Film

In the aftermath of the vampire-lycan war, undead warrior Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and half-breed werewolf Michael (Scott Speedman) are on the run from the newly-risen and mutated vampire Marcus (Tony Curran).  To save themselves, and possibly the world, the two must dig into the forbidden history of the vampires and werewolves, as well as find

A brother and sister (Ray Milland, Ruth Hussey) purchase a beautiful seaside house for far less than it is worth from Commander Beech (Donald Crisp). Beech’s granddaughter Stella (Gail Russel) is obviously unhappy about the sale, thinking of the house as hers, the only connection to her dead mother. It seems Stella’s father was an

The government resurrects Vietnam-era soldiers as cyborgs for dangerous missions.  However, their memories are not completely wiped and two of the ‘Unisols’ begin reliving the past, where one was a psychotic killer (Dolph Lundgren), and the other a hero (Jean-Claude Van Damme). Quick Review: If you are going to make a robot out of a

A sequel to 1992’s Universal Soldier, ex-cyborg soldier, Luc Deveraux (Jean-Claude Van Damme), must stop the next generation of powerful “Unisols” and the renegade computer (Michael Jai White) that leads them. Stating my bias clearly: there are no good Van Damme movies.  But a few of them don’t completely suck.  A few are fun.  This

A small town in Japan is thrown into chaos by spirals.  Some people become obsessed with them, watching them until they find a suitable, spiral-related way to commit suicide.  Others seek to destroy anything connected to spirals, while still others begin to physically change into spiral shapes.  Kirie Goshima (Eriko Hatsune), a girl at the

After villagers start turning up dead, drained of blood, the burgermeister declares it must be a vampire. Local policeman Karl Brettschneider (Melvyn Douglas) disagrees, looking for a human killer. Only Brettschneider’s girlfriend, Ruth Bertin (Fay Wray) and the greatly respected Dr. Otto von Niemann (Lionel Atwill) have avoided the hysteria. The mob blames feebleminded Herman

Caribbean vampire, Maximillian (Eddie Murphy), travels to New York to find a half vampire woman to be his bride.  The woman, Rita (Angela Bassett), is unaware of her vampire heritage.  She’s a police officer with a partner (Allen Payne) who wants her for himself.  Maximillian, with the help of his new ghoul (Kadeem Hardison) must

A Hong Kong kung fu vampire film where a vampire noble is killing off the princes in order to gain the power to walk in the daylight.  When the sister of a vampire hunter falls for a vampire prince, it is only a matter of time before the hunter, his assistant, and sister will be

In the distant future, the powerful vampire Count Magnus Lee bites the lovely young Doris and plans to return to marry her.  Doris asks for the help of a vampire hunter to destroy the count before she becomes one of the undead. This is a standard, Japanese samurai movie with vampire trappings. If you’re not familiar

In the distant future, D, a half-vampire with a demonic hand, is hired to retrieve a girl taken by a powerful vampire.  A group of bounty hunters is also on the trail and D will have to defeat them as well as various monsters if he is to succeed. Quick Review: A sequel (that’s overly

Tormented vampire Zackary (David Gunn) hunts Ash (Jonathon Morris), a powerful vampire lord who rules a city and surrounds himself with minions.  However, the hunt is confused by the appearance of Sofia (Kirsten Cerre), a concert pianist that both desire. Ah, it is so difficult to be a vampire.  Mainly, it is all the time

Mentally deficient Eugene (Zachary Winston Snygg), a man with an undefined bowel problem, resurrects the vampire Dracool (Tina Krause),  which reinstates the curse on the Van Helsing family, turning Wally Van Helsing (John Paul Fedele) into a near clone of Eugene.  Meanwhile, five women (Misty Mundae, A.J. Khan, Katie Jordan, Darian Caine, Elizabeth Hitchcock), in