Feb 212015
It’s the night before the Oscars, so it is now time for If I Ruled the Oscars 2014 (IIRTO for short). Yes, I can feel the excitement. Please advise affiliates we may run late. We have 10 categories to run through-5 Worst of, 5 Best of. Since we end with Best Picture, it’s only right to start with Worst picture. So let’s get right to it.
The nominees for 2014, Worst Feature Film of the year are:
- Hercules
- Left Behind
- Noah
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Transformers: Age of Extinction
And the winner is:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
They were all worthwhile–boring, pointless, laughable–but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went that extra yard. Senseless plot. Joke characters. Excessive exposition. Horrible acting, editing, and directing. Really, this film had it all.