Oct 101998
 
one reel

Aliens already on Earth have implanted humans with mind control devices to be used for the upcoming takeover.Ā  Little Tammy accidentally becomes part of the secret resistanceā€™s plan, and itā€™s up to her mother, Karen Mackaphe (Marcia Cross), and police detective, Sam Adams (Christopher Meloni), to save her and the planet.

Thereā€™s lots of ways to save money when making a television alien movie, but only showing the spaceships in crayon drawings is a new one.Ā  But then, Target Earth could have been written by kids with crayons.Ā  The story is tolerable, if underfed, but this is old stuff.Ā  Any six-year-old could construct the script from pieces of previous films.Ā  I say ā€œconstructā€ as I canā€™t see that anyone actually wrote anythingā€”Just cut and pasted from a few dozen older invasion films.

The cast is above the material. Meloni gets by as the lead, but Cross is excellent and believable as an average mother tossed into an impossible situation.Ā  Too bad the performance wasnā€™t in a different film.Ā  Trace Dinwiddle is also good as the sexy female cop; thereā€™s no reason for her to have had so few decent roles.Ā  Dabney Coleman as a Senator in-the-know does the same thing he does in every other film, which isnā€™t a bad thing. Chad Lowe is the one actor who canā€™t find his way, portraying the alien leader as if heā€™s on a high dosage of Prozac.

The filmā€™s high points, which only register as small bumps, belong to John C. McGinley, who boldly attempts to bring some fun to this black hole of mediocrity. His dynamic, Agent Naples even makes a few of his lines enjoyable, but it is far too little.

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