Oct 052005
 
one reel

Astronauts, including Ivan Hood (Bruce Campbell) and Kelly (Renee O’Connor), return from a forty-year mission and find alien insectoids have taken over.Ā  Humans are used as slave labor and it is up Ivan to lead a revolt.

Written, directed, produced, and acted by ex-Xena people, Alien Apocalypse has the feel of those New Zealand TV shows.Ā Like Xena: Warrior Princess, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, and Jack of All Trades, it tries to be a mix of adventure and comedy with emotional moments, all using low budget effects.Ā But the ā€œdeepā€ scenes fall flat and the adventure is action-low and has too many ridiculous moments, such as the deadly accuracy of the archers who havenā€™t used bows before, and the inability of the aliens to aim their own weapons.Ā The humorous portions are where the film pulls together, but there arenā€™t nearly enough of those.

I couldnā€™t tell if some things were supposed to be jokes or just demonstrated incompetence, but I didnā€™t laugh, so thatā€™s a bad sign either way.Ā An example is the blatantly fake beards of the traitorous humans.

In several cases, the wrong decision was made for the light tone. Now it is hard to say why rape is a harsher crime than murder or torture, but in modern entertainment, thatā€™s just the way it is.Ā I wonā€™t claim that an extremely talented writer couldnā€™t, theoretically, write a rape scene into a comedy-adventure, but Josh Becker and Robert Tapert donā€™t have that kind of skill, instead making the film uncomfortable when it should be fun.Ā  Like an ill-conceived, overly-serious killing early in the story, Becker and Tapert were using the rape to raise the stakes.Ā I think a few hours studying the difference between deep drama and upbeat entertainment would do them a world of good.

Bruce Campbell is his normal, amiable self, but isnā€™t given enough wild, campy things to do. I kept expecting him to break loose and go nuts, but he never did.

For a low budget, low concept, Sci-Fi Campbell vehicle, there isnā€™t much seriously wrong with Alien Apocalypse, nor is there much right with it, and that is what sinks it.