Oct 091942
 
two reels

Brides are dropping dead at their weddings and then the bodies are being stolen.  Female journalist Patricia Hunter (Luana Walters), wanting to prove herself to her boss and male colleague, is out to get the scoop.  She finds a poisonous orchid that leads her to Dr. Lorenz (Bela Lugosi) and his youthful wife who has the organs of an 80-year-old.

Another Lugosi “poverty row” picture from the ‘40s, this barebones feature combines a mad doctor with vampire paraphernalia and a go-getting reporter to make something vaguely entertaining and completely ludicrous.  The outlandish plot has Lugosi sending brides-to-be a flower that sends them into a death-like coma.  He then steals them in broad daylight and takes them to his secret lab where he extracts fluids to keep his wife young.  It’s handy that the brides put on the orchids without comment (most girls I’ve known who were about to be married were not keen on last minute changes to their wedding appearance).  It’s hard to come up with a worse plan.  If you need young girls, why take brides?  Why not kidnap girls on deserted roads, maybe ones not surrounded by friends and cameramen?  But what would be the fun in that?

Lugosi is in full, melodramatic mode, playing up the not-very-scary, fiendish scientist angle.  Around him are generic horror helpers: his cruel wife, a crone, a hulking idiot, and a dwarf.  Dr. Lorenz and his wife sleep in coffins, not because they have any supernatural need, but because they find it comfortable, and it adds another “eerie” element.

When Lugosi is off screen, things turn light.  The reporter is a typical comedy character and her dialog, particularly with her boss, is played for laughs.  There’s even a left-field romance tossed in.  It makes me wonder if two different directors were at work on the project.

If you like Logosi, The Corpse Vanishes is a fine way to spend an afternoon, but otherwise it has little to offer.

Oct 091942
 
three reels

Sledding in the snow, Donald Duck (Clarence Nash, who does all voices) purposely destroys Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s snowman.  The boys decide to fight back and it escalates to a wild snowball fight.  7 min.

This isn’t really a Christmas film, but it is a winter one, and is generally shown at Christmastime.  Disney packages it with their other Christmas shorts, so it gets on to this list by popular demand.

This is standard, Disney studio work from their classic days.  The artwork is top notch, as I would expect.  There isn’t much of a story, but then Donald Duck shorts aren’t exactly known for their complicated plots.  It’s all sight gags, but then with Donald’s voice, clever witticisms would be lost on the audience.  He jumps and quacks, and shoots ice bullets at his nephews.  Don’t look for meaning, just put it on before an old Christmas feature, with the fire going and some Christmas cookies, and you’re set.

Oct 081942
 
five reels

After he loses a girl to his partner, Ted Hanover (Fred Astaire), song man Jim Hardy (Bing Crosby) quits the business to run an Inn which will only be open on holidays.  He hires singer-dancer Linda Mason (Marjorie Reynolds) for his shows, and the two are quickly a romantic item.  But Ted is dumped and shows up at the inn, attempting to sweep Linda off her feet and take her away as both a romantic and dancing partner.

I saw the film White Christmas every year from my infancy onward, or at least that’s how I remember it; I’m a little vague on the details of my life at age two.  I always loved it, but Bing Crosby was fifteen years too old for his role, and looked it.  More importantly, he sounded it.  He stands up to sing White Christmas, and…it’s good.  Really it is.  But, it’s not a Christmas classic, not with that rendition.  I’d heard a much better performance by Crosby on the radio (my folks didn’t own a record of it at that time), but the version in the film was what I was used to.  Then when I was a much more aged second grader, I got a chance to see Holiday Inn.  My father had told me about the movie for years, but in those savage, pre-VCR times, some films just weren’t available on request.  And watching, I finally got to see the performance that made White Christmas part of everyone’s holiday tradition.  Is it that good?  You know, it really is.  And the film as a whole?  Yeah, it’s that good too.

Made when both warbler Crosby and dance sensation Astaire were at their best, Holiday Inn gives them thirteen Irving Berlin songs to play with.  There was no way the film could fail.  Berlin came up with the idea of a show with a song for each Holiday; it was good financial planning.  Thirteen times a year—every year—people would buy music, and he’d get paid.  Well, no one is singing his Thanksgiving tune, but with the royalties from White Christmas, the rest hardly matters.

Not being financially concerned with the music, it all matters to me, particularly as there is rarely a song-free moment in the movie.  This is a musical, and musicals sink or swim based on the songs.  No sweat here.  The already mentioned White Christmas is performed twice and is superb both times.  Several others, such as Easter Parade and I’ll Capture Your Heart are a lot of fun, while You’re Easy To Dance With gives Astaire a chance to recapture his white tie RKO days.  Then there is Let’s Say It With Firecrackers, where Astaire taps to small explosions, which is generally considered one of the great film dances.  Oh, there’s a couple misfires.  Be Careful, It’s My Heart would cause punk rockers to flinch from its lack of sophistication (“Be careful, it’s my heart.  It’s not my watch you’re holding, it’s my heart”).  But a thankfully-long section without lyrics and the Astaire-Reynolds dance saves it from being too painful.  I Can’t Tell A Lie is almost as bad (“I could say that you’re homely, Just as homely as pie. But this is Washington’s Birthday, And I’ve got to say you’re beautiful, ‘Cause I can’t tell a lie”), but it is performed as a comedy bit, so it squeaks by.  Hey, could anyone write a good Washington’s Birthday song?

The few moments where no one is singing or dancing work almost as well.  The plot is frothy silliness set in a nonexistent world (during WWII, people were not going to be driving from New York city to the back roads of Connecticut to see a show put on by nobodies).  The romances are marvelously shallow, which is one of the film’s greatest pleasures.  The two females will get engaged to anyone who asks and as quickly dump their foolish fiancĂ©es.  Ted and Jim will backstab each other for a girl, “fall in love” at the drop of a hat, and lie, cheat, and steal to win.  No cheap sentiment here.  Any real emotion is carried by the songs.  The dialog is left free for sharp jabs and wit.

Holiday Inn is a film of its time, so it helps to keep in mind what was going on during the early ’40s.  WWII was a part of every person’s life, and it was not clear that we were going to win.  The montage of military aircraft, navel vessels, a general (MacArthur), and FDR, in the middle of a song, looks a bit odd now, but would have had great emotional resonance at the time.  There is also a topical joke with an animated turkey that relates to Roosevelt changing the date of Thanksgiving and about half of the states rejecting the move.  Congress settled the issue.

Some people might find themselves uncomfortable with a black-face routine for Lincoln’s Birthday.  Many TV stations are as they cut the scene, but unlike Mildred Pierce and Gone With the Wind, it isn’t ripe with racism.  Watching it may give individuals a chance to figure out if it is the appearance or racism, or actual racism that they oppose.

Holiday Inn debuted one of the great Christmas songs, gave Crosby and Astaire a chance to do what they do best, and named a hotel chain (yes, the name came from this film).  It should be on everyone’s annual Christmas movie viewing list.  And, if you need a film for Washington’s Birthday, it works for that too.

Oct 061942
 
two reels

Irena Dubrovna (Simone Simon), a Serbian immigrant, falls in love with Oliver Reed (Kent Smith), and they quickly marry. Irena refuses to consummate the relationship, believing that arousal would turn her into a panther. Eventually, Oliver persuades her to see psychologist Louis Judd (Tom Conway), but he is more interested in getting his hands on Irena than helping her. Oliver spends more time with co-worker Alice Moore (Jane Randolph), and jealousy begins to bring out the cat in Irena.

Cat People is a low budget thriller with a barely acknowledged supernatural element. Irena might be a shape changing panther, or she might not. If the studio hadn’t insisted on at least one shot of a panther showing up in Irena’s place, the movie would have just been about a girl with severe intimacy issues. It pretty much is anyway.

The subtly of the fantastical elements has earned Cat People cult status. The first collaboration of producer Val Lewton and director Jacques Tourneur (that produced the superior I Walked With A Zombie the following year), it displays Lewton’s restraint and Tourneur’s mastery of the camera.

But the movie is a mixed bag. On the plus side is everything touched by Tourneur and cinematographer Nicholas Musuraca. For a cheaply made picture, it looks amazing. The use of shadows puts Welles to shame. And several scenes deserve their fame, particularly Alice in the swimming pool where ripples reflect on the ceiling and deep shadows obscure what may be a cat. It is one of those scenes that a film fan never forgets.

On the weak side is the slight character development and the implausible plot. I can accept a woman turning into a panther, but must I also accept alien human relationships? Irena is frightened, so she refuses to have sex (or even kiss!) for the first month of marriage, and Oliver isn’t terribly upset. No frustration for Oliver. I guess his multiple orgy scenes with local prostitutes were left on the cutting room floor. He does come up with the insane notion of telling a girl at work about Irena’s psychological problems. How stupid do you have to be to do that?  Well, I suppose the lack of sex is blurring Oliver’s thinking.

So, how did Oliver figure this marriage was going to work? Did he assume that Irena’s extreme mental disorder was just going to clear up? And what was she planning to do as a wife who can’t be touched? The film never examines their thoughts, and it needs to.

This is a film about sex where sexual relations are treated like a Disney film. No one has sex and no one cares. But then this is a film where zookeepers warn visitors with Biblical quotes that panthers are evil.

At 73 minutes, Cat People speeds along too quickly for its chemistry-low couple’s interactions to make any sense. And the ending is abrupt and unsatisfying. The remarkable look isn’t enough to overcome the poor script.

In 1982 it was remade, again titled Cat People, but the finished film had little to do with the original, sharing only a vague concept and two scenes (the bus stopping and the swimming pool).

Jul 201942
 
one reel

In 1873, the Amberson’s are at the height of society. Nearly undefined daughter Isabel (Dolores Costello) is wooed by the young men of the town, in particular bland (though we’re not supposed to think he’s bland) Eugene (Joseph Cotton). Though we are told she loves him, sticking with the old ways, she marries some guy we never learn anything about and gives birth to a truly obnoxious child who grows into the equally unpleasant and one-dimensional adult George (Tim Holt). Eugene, now a widower, returns to town with his cute daughter Lucy (Anne Baxter) who apparently takes a liking to George for no reason (we’re given plenty of reasons for her to despise him, but zero for her to be fond of him) and he for her, because that’s her reason for existing in the story. With the Amberson fortunes failing and Isabel now a widow, Eugene wants to marry her, but George won’t hear of it and throws tantrums. He is at first egged on by his aunt, Fanny (Agnes Moorehead), who is the only one that comes close to being a believable character.

“If only!” is the mating cry of the fan of The Magnificent Ambersons. “I just know it would have been perfect.” Yeah


Like all of Orson Welles’s films, his second feature was about Orson Welles. “Towering Ego” is the term I hear most often applied to Welles and The Magnificent Ambersons is an echo of that ego. His choice of the story is an exercise in ego as he believed Booth Tarkington’s novel was based on his own family. Discussions of Welles’s films are more discussions of him and his filmmaking and the disasters that occurred during film-making than of the films. With The Magnificent Ambersons, the finished film seems nearly irrelevant.

So, let’s get to that disastrous production. Many insist that since Welles was a genus (I don’t deny it), that all his works must be masterpieces, so when they are not, the search is on for who to blame. In the case of The Magnificent Ambersons, that blame is normally thrown on RKO Studios and Robert Wise who was in charge of re-edits. Welles had ignored his budget, as well as most everything the studio had said (He was Orson Welles; listening to others was beneath him!) and created an overlong 131 minute cut that preview audiences hated (to be fair, Welles had not thought that this unlikable version would be the final cut). Studio representatives who’d seen it hated it as well, and now knew they had an expensive bomb on their hands. Welles had gone to South America to work on a war-time propaganda piece that was never released. So with only slight input from Welles—well, he actually had a great deal of input since it was Welles, but it was mostly ignored—it was chopped down to 88 minutes, with 7 of those minutes new scenes, shot in the attempt to give the work narrative cohesion as well as create a less dour ending. Welles declared it was cut with a lawn mower by a janitor.

Perhaps the modern day fans are correct and the re-edits destroyed the picture. The brief tacked on ending is certainly a disaster, painfully out of touch with the rest of the movie in tone and appearance. The entire last act is a disjointed mess. Nothing flows. It’s just a series of unrelated moments. One scene even fades while the character is speaking. And what might those missing minutes have accomplished? A crippling problem is the lack of character development. Eugene has little personality. He’s an inventive genus we are told, but never shown. What does he do when not on screen? I’ve no idea. What does he like or dislike, beyond Isabel. I’ve no way to even guess. He is empty. Isabel doesn’t even merit being called a character. She’s just a symbol of “mother.” We need some depth from her to explain her repeatedly bad choices. Lucy is nothing but “the desirable girl.” If that character work was in the excised footage, then perhaps the cuts did kill the film.

But there’s a problem with that line of thought. As the footage hasn’t survived, it is hearsay now, but the best sources indicate that what was cut was mainly mood. Long tracking shots were shortened as were establishing shots. There’s no mention of character moments except for George, and what the film didn’t need was more of George.

Then there is a bigger problem. Critics like to fawn over what-might-have-been as great art, but The Magnificent Ambersons could only have been low art, if the term “art” could apply. It is a soap opera, melodrama at its worst. It is over-emotionalized, and over-sentimentalized in concept and execution. It is Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights, without the excuse of being a gothic romance. These are not real people, and only Agnes Moorehead manages to exist in this artificial world. She hams it up, but it fits.

Then there is George, semi-acted by cowboy star Tim Holt. It would be easy to blame him for the failing (both artistically and financially) of the film—even rabid fans admit that Holt lacked the stature for the role and wish that Welles had taken the part himself. Holt’s portrayal would make sense if this was a video of first line readings rather than a finished product, but I can’t imagine any actor who could have pulled off the part. The script makes George a loathsome man-child, but not one that could actually exist. He’s the kind of strawman that out-of-touch, entitled sixty-year-olds come up with when discussing “those darn kids nowadays.” Even with a better written, better acted lead, the movie has basic structural problems. It is George’s story, but Welles has little interest in George. His focus is on the changing world and nostalgia, not on his characters, leaving George an also-ran in his own movie, playing second fiddle to a decaying mansion and Welles’s own very dramatic narration.

It all ends ridiculously, without a single character ending up where they do due to their previous actions, statements, or personalities (to the extent they have personalities). With Fanny this is clearly an effect of the reshoots, and that is likely the case with Eugene. With others, that seemed what Welles had wanted. Lucy in some weird platonic garden with her father? Really? And we have the woman dying of sadness trope, which is embarrassing. Well, I can’t claim Welles as sexist since we also have a man who dies of “financial troubles.” Huh. PadmĂ© doesn’t seem quite so silly now.

Yet, this is Welles, so I can’t write it off as hack-work. It looks fabulous—not as a whole, but piece by piece. Welles knew how to work with focus and shadow. Likewise the sound is Oscar-worthy and the sets are amazing; those long shots, creeping up the staircase of the mansion, are indeed outstanding. No fault can be found with the art direction. Scene after scene is beautifully shot, but to no effect. The look of those scenes doesn’t advance the story or the characters or do anything at all except inform us that Welles could shoot a beautiful scene, which I have a feeling was the point. Sometimes you need to stop playing with stylized camera angles and shoot the damn story.

The Magnificent Ambersons is a monument to Welles. What kind of monument is an ongoing discussion. I see similarities to Ozymandias. For those who assume his greatness, and use studio “butchering” as an excuse to laud a nonexistent movie, it is something else—perhaps a jewel-encrusted falcon that’s acquired a layer of black enamel to hide its worth.

Jul 081942
 
2.5 reels

Thirty years after Steve Banning (Dick Foran) and Babe Jenson/Hanson (Wallace Ford) found the tomb of Ananka, the cult sends a new priest to the United States, with the mummy Kharis (Lon Chaney Jr.), to kill Hanson, Banning, and his family.

The time line of the four film Kharis series (The Mummy’s Hand, The Mummy’s Tomb, The Mummy’s Ghost, and The Mummy’s Curse) is odd.  Since this one takes place in 1942 (WWII is mentioned), and it is about thirty years since the previous picture, that places The Mummy’s Hand in 1910.  But The Mummy’s Hand looked like it took place 1940, which would make this one in 1970.  Hmmmm.

The Mummy’s Tomb is The Mummy’s Hand set in the U.S. (since that makes for a cheaper setting than Egyptian sand), which is a horrible idea for two reasons: they’ve already done it, and a mummy slowly dragging itself through the streets of New England is funny, not scary or exciting.  Once again, the cultists do their tana leaf brewing and Kharis (a much broader mummy with Chaney wasted under the bandages) kills.  The priest, like his predecessor, falls for a girl he’s barely seen and it all ends in another burning scene.  The next two films are nearly exact copies of this one.

To fill out its short running time, a substantial portion of The Mummy’s Hand is shown as Banning tells what happened long ago.  I suppose this made sense at the time.  It’s not like audiences in 1942 had access to tapes or DVDs of the previous flick, so a reminder wouldn’t hurt.  Now, it’s annoying.

Banning’s doctor-son is supposed to be the one heroically fighting off the Mummy and his fiancĂ©e is the girl to be rescued, but I barely remember either of them.  All of the new characters are bland and avoid being forgettable by never being noticed in the first place.

The only surprise in the film involves Steve Banning and Babe Hanson, the leads in the previous film and now old men. I’m not referring to the switch in Babe’s name from Jenson. Sorry, you’ll have to watch it to see what happens.

If you want to see a Mummy kill some folks, and tie up some loose ends, this will do.

Oh, and there is no tomb.

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Jun 061942
 
two reels

The grandson of the original Invisible Man, Frank Raymond (Jon Hall), has kept the invisibility serum secret until the attack on Pearl Harbor.  He becomes a new invisible man, spying for the U.S.A.  While on a mission in Germany, he romances Maria Sorenson (Ilona Massey) and foils the plans of Conrad Stauffer (Cedric Hardwicke), Karl Heiser (J. Edward Bromberg), and Baron Ikito (Peter Lorre).

A piece of pro-America, wartime propaganda, The Invisible Agent has everything you’d expect: a plucky American hero who speaks about freedom whenever he isn’t wowing the girl and fooling the enemy, noble allied commanders, evil and bumbling Nazis, and cold, calculating Japanese.

Unlike the third film in the “invisible series,” The Invisible Woman, this film is tied to the original, with the grandson of the scientist in the first film acting as keeper of the drug. The serum is supposedly the same, but it no longer causes insanity (you can’t have your red, white, and blue champion going nuts when saving the world). Nor does he feel the need to hide for a time after eating to hide undigested, so visible, food.

With an uneasy mix of comedy and espionage, Frank heads to Germany where he should be nearly invulnerable, but instead gives away his location at every opportunity by playing silly pranks. I’m sure his dropping a Nazi’s dinner in his lap is supposed to be hilarious, but instead it just makes Frank out to be feebleminded. He puts the girl in danger and risks his mission for a few stunts.

The bumbling Nazi jokes aren’t funny, but aren’t embarrassing. Bromberg does the silly villain bit well, (he played Don Luis Quintero in The Mark of Zorro) but he feels no more like a German than the very British Hardwicke. Stranger is the casting of Peter Lorre as Baron Ikito. Wearing only small round glasses to imply his Japanese nature, I must assume he comes from the Eastern European part of Japan. As for his character, when did the Japanese have barons as part of their feudal system? I was waiting for the next logical step, when Sultan Hitler would show up.

Although the comedy falls flat, once the film finally becomes a war thriller, it delivers. There’s a bit of real tension and some pulp influenced action.

And you have to enjoy any film that has Peter Lorre saying “Occidental decay is nowhere more apparent than in that childish sentimentality of white men for their women.” Yup.

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Apr 061942
 
two reels

In this 4th film in the Frankenstein series, Ygor (Bela Lugosi) takes the wounded Monster (Lon Chaney Jr.) to yet another Doctor Frankenstein (Cedric Hardwicke) who decides that a brain transplant will return the good reputation of his family.  Ygor enlists the aid of Doctor Bohmer (Lionel Atwill) to alter the Monster’s operation to fit his desires.

Well, Lugosi is still good as Ygor, all the bit-players fit the bill, and it is a ’40s Universal monster movie.  That’s about all I can come up with in support of this poorly plotted, laughable fourth entry in the Frankenstein series (following Frankenstein (1931), Bride of Frankenstein (1935), and Son of Frankenstein (1939)).  All the style is missing that was in the last film, and all the meaning is gone from the first two.  All that’s left is a lumbering monster and a re-used plot.  Just what is wrong with the Frankenstein family?  Give them a body and they just need to charge it with electricity.

Lon Chaney Jr., excellent as the Wolf Man, can’t manage the Monster.  He barely changes his expression.  Cedric Hardwicke is a fine character actor, but is far too dry for the lead (it’s not all his fault; he isn’t given enough to develop the character).  Still, this old Universal film is mildly entertaining and worth your time should it pop up on late night TV.
It was followed by Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943), House of Frankenstein (1944) and House of Dracula (1945).

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Mar 111942
 
two reels

Corrupt politician Paul Madvig (Brian Donlevy) takes a liking to Janet Henry (Veronica Lake), so drops gangster Nick Varna (Joseph Calleia) and his strongman Jeff (William Bendix) in favor of her father, reformer candidate Ralph Henry (Moroni Olsen). Then Taylor Henry (Richard Denning), the gambling son of Ralph who is seeing Madvig’s eighteen-year-old sister (Bonita Granville), is murdered. The blame falls on Madvig, leaving Ed Beaumont (Alan Ladd), his overly tough enforcer, to clean things up.

Alan Ladd and Veronica Lake were the “it” couple for a few years, then dropped off the Earth. Ladd was a limited actor. Lake was nearly as limited, but she looked stunning. Both were short, so fit together in a frame without the need for Ladd to stand on a box, and both had mastered the cold gaze. These were not emotional actors.

Of their four films together, three were Noirs: This Gun for Hire (1942), The Blue Dahlia (1946), and this. The Glass Key is the best of a mediocre lot, which makes it stand out in a sad way. The other two were never going to be anything better than what they were, but The Glass Key had potential. It has a clever, twisting story taken from a Dashiell Hammett novel. It has a complicated setting with a mystery that isn’t clear at the beginning. It has a multi-layered lead character, who can’t really be called a hero, eccentric villains, and a femme fatal with her own secret agenda. It sounds like The Maltese Falcon, and with a better director and a better star, it might have approached that masterpiece. But outside of Bendix as a hulking brute, everything is a little less than it should have been. Lake brings her beauty, but nothing else. Donlevy’s Madvig should have been a careful balance of strength and need, displaying the worst in man but with some shining qualities. Instead he’s a goof. How anyone this dim rose to power is beyond me. The other gangsters and politicians should have been unusual, but are played too drably. And Beaumont could have been a great, moving character, smart enough to solve mysteries, amoral when dealing with the world, and absolutely loyal. Give that to Bogart and we’d be speaking about Ed Beaumont as an icon film character. But Ladd can only manage two modes: ridiculous tough guy and smarmy grinning guy. And then there is the world. Film Noir is the home of evil and sickness. But The Glass Key has neither, instead holding nothing except some corrupt politicians. That takes away any deep, universal meaning. It isn’t saying anything about the human condition, just about a group of criminals.

This is all a bit unfair. Ladd isn’t spectacular, but he does what is required of the role. No one is terrible. The story moves along nicely. And it looks good. For a slight crime drama with a touch of romance, it’s fine. But I can’t watch it without thinking that it could have been more.

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Jan 091942
 
two reels

Ex-pirate Henry Morgan (Laird Cregar) has been made governor of Jamaica, much to the distain of its previous governor (George Zucco) and his daughter, Lady Margaret (Maureen O’Hara). Pirate Captain Leech (George Sanders) and his sidekick Wogan (Anthony Quinn) also are not to keen on the new situation, and sail off on The Black Swan to continue their pillaging ways. Captain Jamie (Tyrone Power), who was Morgan’s second in command, and his sidekick Tommy Blue (Thomas Mitchell), are having a harder time figuring where they belong. They stick with Morgan but keep their pirate attitudes. Jamie has fallen for Lady Margaret, who repeatedly rebukes him. Morgan’s runs into trouble quickly as pirate activity continues and he’s blamed for it, which leaves it to Jamie to save the day and win the girl.

It’s easy to forget how brief the golden age of Swashbucklers was and how few great films there were. After Captain Blood (1935), The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938), The Sea Hawk (1940), and the Mark of Zorro (1940), there was not another great Swashbuckler for over a decade until Scaramouche in 1952. Between those there were lackluster adventure films, often fun but without artistry. The Black Swan is the biggest and most colorful of those. It is Saturday afternoon fare, reasonably enjoyable and filled with clichĂ©s. It is rightly renowned for its vibrant cinematography, but little else.

Like Captain Blood, The Sea Hawk, and Scaramouche, it claims to be based on a Rafael Sabatini novel but there’s little from the book. The plot was invented for the screen and functions well enough, but the story is really the romance between Jamie and Lady Margaret and that doesn’t work at all. Tyrone Power was perfect as Zorro, an heroic gentleman with an effete side, but he can’t pull off being a pirate. It takes a special talent not to look silly as a pirate—Errol Flynn had it; Power does not. Maureen O’Hara takes on the first of her unreasonable, mood-swinging, fiery beauty roles. It’s a character she repeated in many of her films and it is too extreme to make sense and not extreme enough for full on comedy. She’s just unlikable.

The Black Swan looks beautiful. The costumes are attractive and the dueling isn’t dull. The secondary actors do a fine job, particularly a red-bearded George Sanders who I wouldn’t have expected to be so successful as a pirate. With low expectations, it is a fine romp if you want a pirate movie but don’t care much which one.

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Dec 081941
 
five reels

Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney Jr.) is called back to his ancestral home by his father (Claude Rains) after the accidental death of his brother. They’ve had a strained relationship, but now as the heir to the estate he tries to fit in to the conservative setting, but his playboy ways leads him to ask out the village beauty, Gwen (Evelyn Ankers). Their date takes them to a gypsy camp, led by Maleva (Maria Ouspenskaya) and her son, Bela (Bela Lugosi). Their palm readings suggest tragedy, and Larry is soon after attacked and bitten by a wolf. When several locals are killed by animal attacks, Larry believes he has a become a werewolf, an idea that his father will not accept.

Quick Review: My favorite of the Universal creature features of the ’30s and ’40s and THE werewolf film, the story suffers only from being too brief.  Lon Chaney Jr. plays an everyman, clever but not too clever, impetuous, emotional, and a little noble, who finds himself out of place back on his father’s estate.  Sir John Talbot, played by Claude Rains, perhaps the most underrated actor of all time, is a good man, like his son, but is too proud and set in his ways.  This is a setup for tragedy in the best of circumstances.  Add in a too rapid romance and a werewolf, and The Wolf Man becomes an emotional ride.  Scriptwriter Curt Siodmak used the werewolf as a metaphor for Nazi Germany, which he experienced first hand—otherwise good people became monsters and the world no longer made sense.

There are few deaths, but unlike in most modern horror films, each is important and felt.  The rest of the supporting cast is excellent (Bela Lugosi, Claude Rains, Ralph Bellamy, Warren William, Patric Knowles, Maria Ouspenskaya, Evelyn Ankers), and the atmospheric music was used again and again in later films.  Made as a B-film, a tight meaningful script, superb performances, and precise directing put it well into “A” territory.
Lon Chaney (he dumped the “.Jr” in later years) returned three times as Larry Talbot: Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943), and House of Frankenstein (1944), and House of Dracula (1945).

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Oct 281941
 
two reels

Ann Carrington (Carole Landis) and her sarcastic friend Gail Richards (Joan Blondell) arrive at the Carrington estate for Ann to be reunited with her sick father (H.B. Warner). He is looked after by sinister butler Rama (Trevor Bardette), more sinister housekeeper Lillian (Rafaela Ottiano), and extremely sinister live-in doctor Jeris (George Zucco). Gail is murdered mistakenly in place of Ann. Her ghost finds Cosmo Topper (Roland Young) and forces him, along with his cowardly chauffeur Edward (Eddie ‘Rochester’ Anderson) to go to the manner in search of her dead body, and then, her murderer. Soon the spooky house is visited by confused Mrs. Clara Topper (Billie Burke), her maid (Patsy Kelly), heroic taxi driver Bob (Dennis O’Keefe), and the police, lead by Detective Roberts (Donald MacBride).

Hey, what do you know: It’s an Old Dark House film where the ghost isn’t someone in a costume attempting to scare off those darn kids. There’s an actual ghost. She isn’t scary, but she is a ghost.

The charming screwball comedy Topper ended such that a sequel was both unwanted and detrimental. Naturally they made one: Topper Takes a Trip, which was a mildly amusing copy of the original. For this third entry, they took an Old Dark House mystery and shoehorned in Topper, dialing the horror down and the comedy up. Without Topper, and the ghost, it is a pretty standard Old Dark House film: there are secret passageways, revolving walls, chairs with trap doors, and a robed killer. There’s even the traditional screaming female and he-man male leads. But since most of the time is spent with Topper and the ghost, the normal mystery isn’t given time to develop. And since that mystery is the story, there’s no reason for Topper to be in the film. It’s strange writing (when Bob Hope was stuffed into The Cat and the Canary, they replaced a needed character with his so he’d be a part of the story). I feel sorry for Dennis O’Keefe, who would normally have played the lead and I have to wonder if in some early draft of the script, Topper is missing and Bob is the lead.

Unfortunately the humor rarely comes from the situations, except for the slapstick of Edward repeatedly falling into the sea. It is either amplified bits from the first film (Mrs. Topper is no longer a bit daffy; she’s suffering from dementia) or Joan Blondell making wisecracks. Neither of these are funny, but Blondell’s none-stop quips are a bigger problem as they are also annoying. As her character is also ridiculously stupid, she isn’t fun to have on screen. Blondell deserved better.

Rochester Anderson is my favorite of the Black actors who were stuck playing frightened, bug-eyed servants. He’s playing a racist stereotype, but he makes it a bit less racist than it might have been, and considerably less racist than Willie Best had been in a similar role in a the similar film The Ghost Breakers a year earlier; I guess that’s progress.

Topper Returns isn’t a bad film. No one put enough thought into it to make it bad. It’s a cheap cash grab with little effort put in by the producers and writers, and even Roland Young is looking pretty tired.