Dave (Aaron Johnson) is a nerdy, comic-book reading, bullied, high school student who decides that he will be a costumed superhero, though he has no reason to believe he will be any good at it. Wearing an unusual wetsuit, he sets out to foil crime, and fails miserably. But a hospital stay later, he becomes
Dr Paul Eswai (Giacomo Rossi-Stuart) is summoned to a remote village to perform an autopsy as part of a murder investigation. The deeply superstitious and frightened populous is hostile to the doctor and his modern ways, relying on the local witch (Fabienne Dali) for safety from a force few are willing to speak of. Only
Teens Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) search for a meteorite, but instead find a circus tent and killer clowns (or Klowns). The aliens are here to gather up humans to make into sugary snacks. The teens go to the police, but crotchety officer Mooney (John Vernon) thinks it’s all a joke while Deputy
Three college girls, Jennifer, Vivia, and Phoebe (Joanna Johnson, Sherry Willis-Burch, and Elaine Wilkes), are pledging a sorority together and going through the normal hazing rituals, the last of which puts them in a spooky house where a pledge was killed years ago. It looks like things are going smoothly, but Jennifer is afraid they
The half-Roman, half-British Arthur (Clive Owen) leads a band of Eastern knights in defense of Roman interests in Britain. The six surviving knights are Lancelot (Ioan Gruffudd), Tristan (Mads Mikkelsen), Gawain (Joel Edgerton), Galahad (Hugh Dancy), Bors (Ray Winstone), and Dagonet (Ray Stevenson). On the day the knights, who have been forced into service for
Egomaniacal filmmaker Carl Denham (Robert Armstrong) plans to make his next picture on a mysterious island. When no actress will take such a dangerous job, Denham picks homeless Ann Darrow (Fay Wray) off the street, and the next day they are at sea. The island is home to a degenerate tribe that lives behind a
Beauty didn’t kill the beast, she only broke his heart. After a year in a coma, grumpy, ape-heart surgeon Amy Franklin (Linda Hamilton) is ready to replace King Kong’s damaged pump with an artificial one, but needs plasma. Coincidently, adventurer Hank Mitchell (Brian Kerwin) finds a giant female gorilla in Borneo, and soon the recuperating Kong
A nuclear sub crashes into an iceberg, freeing Godzilla, who heads to Tokyo. Meanwhile, a buffoonish pharmaceutical executive sends two agents to a tropical island where they discover King Kong. When Kong drugs himself on narcotic berry juice, the nitwits decide to bring him back to Japan (just assuming that the drug will keep him
The evil Duke of Brampton (David Niven) executes wealthy nobles in order to steal their possessions. A book containing the names of his victims falls into the hands of Michael Dermott (Edmund Purdom), the leader of a band of outlaws. Michael and his sidekick, Jack (Roger Moore) plan to use the information purely for financial gain, but
Late at night, amoral detective Mike Hammer (Ralph Meeker) picks up an hitchhiking escapee from an asylum (Cloris Leachman). Shortly afterwards, she’s tortured to death and he’s in the hospital, wondering how he can make a profit on this mystery. Without showing proper concern for the safety of his adoring secretary Velda (Maxine Cooper), who he
Self-involved actor Fred Graham (Howard Keel) conspires to get his shrill ex-wife Lilli Vanessi (Kathryn Grayson) to take the lead in a new musical version of The Taming of the Shrew. He also casts his new girlfriend, tap dancer Lois Lane (Ann Miller). On opening night, Fred runs into trouble when two gangsters, Lippy (Keenan
Hot, bikini-clad, marine archeologist Nicole (Victoria Pratt) and her team of hot babe Jenny (Kristi Angus) and traitorous Michael (Cory Monteith) search for an ancient Greek Opal. She’s apposed by Greek gangster Maxwell Odemus (Jack Scalia) and a giant squid. Luckily, she’s joined by a squid-hunter with a score to settle (Charlie O’Connell). I hate it