Mr. Garrison’s overly religious Christmas play draws the ire of Kyle’s mom. She protests that it is insensitive to Jews. Soon, everyone in South Park is arguing and all symbols of Christmas, religious and secular, are removed. When the mayor asks for a new holiday symbol, Kyle (voice: Matt Stone) suggests Mr. Hankey the Christmas
A plotless, all singing episode of South Park, where the boys, their parents, school teachers, and even Satan, sing about the joy of the Christmas season. 22 min. Yet another South Park Christmas episode, and creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have hit a dry spell. There’s a few clever ideas mixed in with some
With the whole of South Park lacking in Christmas spirit, Stan Marsh (voice: Trey Parker), Kyle Broflovski (voice: Matt Stone), Kenny McCormick (voice: Matt Stone), and Eric Cartman (voice: Trey Parker) go down in the sewers to find Mr. Hankey. He has gotten married to a drunk and had three children, so hasn’t had time
Series Christmas Episode: Stan Marsh (Trey Parker-voice), out walking in the forest, comes upon the woodland critters preparing for Christmas. They ask his help in putting a star on the top of their tree. Later, the critters turn up at Stan’s house asking for more help. It seems that lady porcupine, a virgin, is pregnant
A Dutch ship is wrecked in the Spanish Main, and its captain (Paul Henreid) is condemned to death and his land grant stolen by Don Juan Alvarado (Walter Slezak). But he escapes, and becomes the pirate The Barracuda. Primarily out for revenge, he captures the ship carrying the red-headed Irish, but supposedly Spanish bride-to-be of
Al Simmons (Michael Jai White), a government assassin, is murdered at the command of his boss, Jason Wynn (Martin Sheen). He returns from Hell five years later, horribly burned but with superpowers. He wishes only to see his wife (Theresa Randle) and to seek revenge. Hell has other ideas, and using a demonic clown (John Leguizamo) to
Government Scientists, lead by Xavier Fitch (Ben Kingsley), mix human and alien DNA to create Sil (Michelle Williams), an innocent girl they keep in a clear cage. When she escapes, a team (Michael Madsen, Alfred Molina, Forest Whitaker, Marg Helgenberger) is put together to destroy her. That may be difficult as the suddenly mature Sil (Natasha
Astronaut Patrick Ross (Justin Lazard) is infected on his way back from Mars with the same alien DNA that had been studied in Species. Now he has an uncontrollable urge to mate and create an army of partial aliens. Assassin Press Lenox (Michael Madsen), Dr. Laura Baker (Marg Helgenberger), and astronaut Dennis Gamble (Mykelti Williamson) must
Four boys, Kyle (voice: Matt Stone), Stan (voice: Trey Parker), Cartman (voice: Trey Parker), and Kenny, are caroling and arguing, when Jesus shows up. He’s upset with Santa Claus taking the focus off of his birth. Jesus and Santa start fighting, destroying everything around them, so the boys call upon a really important person, skater
Inn keeper Nick Catapoli (J. Carrol Naish) has lost his faith in humanity and has little use for Christmas. As he repairs his giant, electric, star-shaped sign, and his customers continue their relentless unpleasantness, a pregnant woman and her husband, a mysterious hitchhiker, and three cowboys converge on his inn, and they will change everyone’s
Slaves, ignorant of the existence of the rest of the universe, mine crystals for the cruel god Zygon (Anthony De Longis). Orn (Joe Colligan) finds the hilt to a mystical sword, escapes the mines, and meets first smuggler Dagg (voice: Carmen Argenziano), and then Princess Aviana (Noelle North). Together, with various degrees of enthusiasm, they