Foster on Film

Forty years after Michael Myers went on his one and only killing spree, a pair of stereotypically douchie podcasters get access in Michael in the asylum he’s been locked up in all this time. Because we know it is a stupid thing to do, they bring with them his mask. Soon after, the bus transferring

A year after Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) and his fiancée were murdered, Eric is brought back from the grave to act as an avenging spirit.  However, the city’s crime boss, Top Dollar (Michael Wincott), wants to steal Eric’s power and only police Sergeant Albrecht (Ernie Hudson) can help the ghost. This review is going to

Goth teens Brigitte (Emily Perkins) and Ginger (Katherine Isabelle) have sworn an oath to always be together.  They also will do anything to be different.  On the night that Ginger begins to menstruate, she is bitten by an oversized wolf.  As Ginger becomes sexual, violent, and irrational, Bridget works with the local drug dealer (Kris

Years after he killed his sister, the now grown Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and stalks babysitters. I didn’t see Halloween in ’78. Then it was a phenomenon. It was the beginning of a new kind of film (Not really; Bay of Blood was the beginning, but everyone didn’t start copying it till Halloween). By

Starting where Halloween finished, Michael Myers continues his killing spree; his main target, Laurie (Jamie Lee Curtis), is now a patient at the local hospital.  Attempting to save her and stop Michael is Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence). By the time 1981 strolled along, any originally in the Slasher sub-genre had been drained away. Dozens of look-a-like, feel-a-like

Doctor Dan Challis (Tom Atkins), suspicious after a man is murdered in the hospital, runs off with the victim’s daughter (Stacey Nelkin) to investigate a Halloween mask company that may hold clues to the killing.  The company’s CEO, Mr. Cochran (Dan O’Herlihy), is in charge of an army of androids, and has evil plans involving 

Michael Myers returns to his hometown to kill his niece, Jamie, and anyone else that gets in his way. Also returning is Dr. Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasence), who along with the police and Jamie’s foster sister, try to save Jamie and stop Michael. Remember how in Halloween 2, Michael died, getting shot and then burned? Well, funny thing,

Michael Myers, nursed back to health by a hermit, sets out once again to kill his niece, Jamie. Are there a lot of hermits holing up in Illinois? I lived in Illinois, and I don’t recall seeing one. But one finds Michael. So, what does a hermit do when he finds a man with multiple gunshot wounds and

Michael Myers is back again, seeking his remaining relatives. The now grown Tommy Doyle (Paul Rudd), who was one of the children being babysat when Michael started his killing spree, and Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) try to hide a baby from Michael. But there is another threat; a group of druids are planning a sacrifice. Quick Review:

In the twenty years since Michael Meyers attacked his sister on Halloween, Laurie (Jamie Lee Curtis) has changed her name, faked her death, had a son (Josh Hartnett), and become the headmistress of a private school in California. Now, with the school empty due to a field trip, Michael will show up to finish the job

Michael, still alive after his apparent beheading, travels back to Haddonfield to find a group of teens participating in a live Internet broadcast from his old home. Naturally, he starts killing them. Hey, Michael did something new with his hair!  I like it.  Yes, Michael’s hairdo is the most interesting thing about this amateur schlock. At

The Cromwell children, Marnie (Kimberly J. Brown), Dylan (Joey Zimmerman), and Sophie (Emily Roeske), didn’t know they are from a long line of witches, until their Grandmother (Debbie Reynolds) comes to visit their mother (Judith Hoag), and lets it slip.  The kids follow their Grandmother back to Halloweentown, where friendly monsters and magical entities live