An autistic speedster (Ezra Miller), the mighty bro-dude who has some unimportant water powers (Jason Momoa), a bland self-doubting millionaire (Ben Affleck) with his sharp-tongued servant (Jeremy Irons), a magic tech man (Ray Fisher), and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) must band together to battle a giant CGI guy who is after three âdestroy the worldâ MacGuffin boxes. Alone they are not enough, so they need to resurrect the lovable boy scout (Henry Cavill).
Well, itâs better than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Itâs much better. Itâs not good, but it is better. BvS was created by an artistâa terrible, terrible artist. Justice League appears to have been made by an artistically-devoid, amateur committee. BvS attempted to say stupid things it shouldnât have and did so poorly. Justice League doesnât say anything at all. BvS is passionately hated by those with taste and passionately defended by those with no taste (itâs not clear if they love it, only that they are defending it). Justice League is not a film to elicit passion in anyone.
The troubled production of Justice League is well known. For anyone who has missed the last few years, this is the fifth film in the DC Extended Universe. Man of Steel was a critical mess as was Suicide Squad. BvS was despised by many, including me, and underperformed at the box office by at least 200 million dollars. Wonder Woman was a critical and financial hit, but it had a very different tone from the others. Justice League started as two films and then it was reduced to one. The studio pushed for a change in direction once they saw the swamp crud that was BvS, and again when Wonder Woman hit the right notes. Director Zack Snyder had to step away due to a personal tragedy, so Joss Whedon stepped in for reshoots that added up to a quarter of the movie and yet another change in direction. The studio (smartly) demanded an under two hour runtime, even though Snyderâs material required two and half to three hours. And Henry Cavill had grown a mustache for his role in the next Mission Impossible film and was not allowed to shave it, so his face needed to be CGIâd in the reshoots. All of that is visible in the finished product. It looks like it was edited by a high school AV club, but under the circumstances, perhaps no one could have put the pieces together successfully. For the first two-thirds, it is less of a coherent film, and more just a series of scenes plopped one after the other with no flow. The tone shifts from scene to scene and sometimes in a single scene. The messages of Man of Steel and BvS are ignored or contradicted and continuity is in shambles. Yes, Superman did die in the earlier film, but now he was always loved by allâa beacon of hope to the world. Heâd been happy and comfortable as a hero and Wonder Woman knew him well. (Oh, and remember Bruce Wayneâs future dream of the parademons? The filmmakers don’t.) Well, I canât argue with ignoring BvS.
It is harder to explain why the CGI is so poor. Cavillâs face looks weird from time to time, but thatâs nowhere as distracting as the horrible work in the fight scenes where the actors are clearly replaced by cartoons. And every time Steppenwolf appears I was ripped out of the film. He is the worst superhero film villain in conception and execution in the last thirty years, and thatâs including Apocalypse, Malekith, and the Enchantress. He has no personality, no back-story, and no motivation, and looks worse than Parallax from Green Lantern. I could defend such shoddy work in a SyFy channel movie, but this project cost 250-350 million dollars. Where did it go? Yeah, Iâm sure it cost big bucks to recolor the film from dark and dreary to cheesy, plus that whole mustache thing apparently cost enough to feed a small city for a year, but thereâs still a good $100 million lost somewhere.
We get very little character development, no arcs, and not nearly enough material to care about any of these heroes. The actors do the best they can. Gal Godot continues to be the MVP and is still charismatic, which is a trick considering her part is underwritten with an unnecessary faux-feud with Batman. Affleck manages a mildly amusing Batman (do we want an amusing Batman?) but I swear I saw him looking for the exits to the franchise. Iâve seen worse Batmen. The others don’t come off as well. Miller is comic relief, and I can see how, with better direction, he might have been funny, but his jokes donât land. And I’m pretty certain that every single line he had was an attempted-joke. Momoaâs bro-dude shtick should have been entertaining or annoying, but it doesn’t have the energy to be either, and Iâm afraid Iâve lost any enthusiasm for the upcoming Aquaman film. Fisher is just tech-magic guy. He doesnât do anything and it looks like he had a character arc that was cut. CavillâŚwellâŚheâs more complicated. His take on Superman (call it Snyderâs take) has been terrible. And when he is in scenes clearly shot by Snyder, he keeps his scowl. But the later Whedon shots are another matter. The acting isnât stunning, but Cavill can be fun when he smiles and his rendition of the boy scout Superman in the later parts of the film is pretty good (And no, at this point, Superman being in the film is not a spoiler).
The plot isnât much of anything, but with some good character interaction, a solid villain, and some nice fights, the slight plot would have served well enough. But as is, it is another hole in the film. Nothing has weight. Nothing matters. which is another reason the fights don’t work. The CGI is bad and combat is just jumping around, but it is the lack of and weight to the plot and characters that makes the fights nothing but pointless dances.
The closest comparison I can think of is the original 1967 Casio Royale that fell apart in production and a film-of-sorts was constructed from the pieces as best they could. And like that film, thereâs some fun moments and some pleasant quips in Justice League, but the whole doesnât work. It never had a chance. They had some kind of garbage pile, so they constructed a film not to be good, but to avoid being a disaster. So, win one for Warner Bros. It isnât a disaster, and that should be its tag line.